to invite a good flaming?

[MardyBra]

Everyone is moaning that MN is boring at the moment.

So go on. Post your best insults here.

Had enough attention yet? Bloody sense of entitlement.

I am in awe of Talc. I had to google mountebank to find out exactly what insult she was using.

(And I happen to know that she is an expert with semicolons).

Great minds Gin!

Anyone want to start a breastfeeding thread? That usually stirs things up a bit. Insults are boring unless they are meant.

mardycunt both :)

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Right Bra, shove that lot up yer rusty bullet hole!

Arsebiscuit.

Ali - who says they don't mean it?

Ooh, it only posted that once.

Ooh, it only posted that once.

Name change in honour of justfeckingdoit.

But posted that twice.

Phone is taking the piss.

But posted that twice.

Phone is taking the piss.

People are making you look popular by double posting on your thread. There's actually only about 29 posts

So, so? stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Yeah ?

Why is this in AIBU?

Don't want to be popular. I want to be provocative.

mardycunt liking your work!

Perhaps, NevermindtheNargles, your phone will only post something once if the message includes the word 'Arsebiscuit'?

From now on, every post you put on MN will have to include Arsebiscuit - even if it's on Relationships, Baby Names or even Primary Education.

That would be fecking brilliant.

I'll give it a go.

Arsebiscuit.

Hahahahahahaha!

Yeeeeeeeeeeees! Yessssss!

Please, please now go and post in The Chicken Shed or summat.

Sorry - Chicken Keepers - got the name wrong. Do not wish to insult our gallus gallus domesticus -loving chums.

You're ugly and your Mother dresses you funny!

Delete options below according to what you find most offensive:

You are a hippy Breast feeder / lazy Formula feeder

You are a parastic SAHM / selfish child- tramatising WOHM

and you feed ur kids unwashed stolen grapes in the supermarket, ha!