AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

sorry, that was more of a downer than I meant it to be

She came, she conquered,she liked nice ham partied hard, and expired old.

I am glad someone has had the foresight to think of rehab places. merely pretending to be a headline act at glasto has made me drink quite a lot of wine. God help us when we get more fame than discussion of the day.

By the way, it's not a flying V uke giyadas. I think though that I now need one to go with my leather trousies (that I'm waiting for MNHQ to buy me)

Can i do the tambourine, like Davy Jones of the Monkees, please?

By the way, I had also planned on doing 'rich kid blues' in our set, but I can't work out the chords to it and they've been removed from the interweb. If anyone knows them I'll give 'em a back stage pass to HamStock.

Actually after second album i'm planning a retreat to see The Dalai Lama.

Think you lot better come too, we're gonna need to find ourselves.

Can there be a Rehab corner in Mumsnet. It would have to be a NetMums kind of thing with;

Sweetheart - you overdosed on Earl Grey, you need a twelve step programme in The Priory.

Can the stage clothes be Boden? And the tour bus be Laura Ashley with a feature wall and cushions.

I want a real fire on the tour bus. Stamps pretty foot.

I also want to get married for three days until management annuls it. To David Bowie.

(I mean not really annuls it in the literal term - I want to shag him first)

I've found a bit of rich kid blues here does that help?

Can I just check - are we all over 27 by any chance?

ooh yeah, a rock n roll fling would be good.
Shall we hire extra bouncers to keep Liz Jones away? just to be safe, like.

I'm going to book our support band 'Thread:deleted' soon.

I'm yeah, umm, like a shade over 27 yes.

Well that's me and you excluded from the 27 club greeneye
So we are ok.

Phew!

Giyads

We need Liz Jones - we may make a fashion faux pas and be the laughing stock of the Daily Mail.

[faints at the thought]

Comes round.

I have lost my Touche Eclat and Unicorn hide handbag. This seasons MUST HAVES!

Faints again.

Can we cover Blondie songs?

Do you need a backing dancer Bez style?

Oh and I'm very up for being papped falling out of clubs and snogging rival pop stars/Hollyoaks actors/reality TV stars.

Who's going to be the gobby one?

upahill over 27 ? More like well over,in fact might name change to overthehill.

Whats the dancey useless ones like me who do great Jazz Hands, gonna be
called.

nah, leather trousers and mullets?, we're solid.

giyadas, you are a genius and have saved rock and roll!!

You are all hilarious, really hilarious

YANBU.

That is what the dark and an iPod and wine is for.

Grab a hairbrush and live your dream!

Is anyone not going to be the gobby one?

I'll be the quiet, but darkly menacing, one.

Sun Yes! Yes! There can never be enough Blondie in the World.

It'll be like Studio 54 all over again.

Do we have any siblings?

For that frisson of family tension?

OP - Are you through with standing in line to clubs you'll never get in?
Is it like the bottom of the ninth and your never gonna win?
Has this life not turned out quite the way you want it to be?