Stop shitting in my bog!

[stopshittinginmybog]

My parents visit me around once a week and whenever they come to see me and the kids they almost always go for a dump in my toilet and stink the place out.

Am I being unreasonable in wanting them to shit in their own toilet and not in mine? I mean I KNOW people have to go, but every bloody time they come here they go and do the biggest, stinkiest shits.

Leave my bog alone and shit in your own! :(

I misread your title as stop shitting in my blog

Sounds like your parents have a bowel disorder. How unfortunate for them that they also have a selfish and self obsessed child.

Switch to value toilet paper. That ought to do it.

leave some air freshener placed very obviously when they come round.

Do they have a long drive?

How on earth did you infer a bowel disorder from that post???

My DF is legendary for the evil nature of his arse and there is no bowel disorder there, just a straight instruction that he has to use the upstairs loo with the decent ventilation if he's going to release the demons of stench in my house.

when you've got to go you've got to go.

What about putting some air freshener in there, or cracking open a window.

Or you could always say "I love having you over, but unless you've got the turtles head, I'd appreciate it if you didn't defile my toilet with your fetid anal snakes"

Air freshener. You can't in all decency ban your parents from pooing, so it's the only way

BodyOfEeyore I read it as 'stop shitting in my bag'

Is your dad called Jim? Think you might have outed yourself Denise

What an awful way to talk about your parents

Some people just like to poo in new places it seems. Talking to you, Ms Non Flusher in Sainsbos and .
Scented candles?

When I have to go I have no choice.

Never understood posts like these, if you feel that way then tell them they are not welcome to visit at all.

I agree awful way to speak about parents or any other guests.

Oh yes, scented candles would be nice.

And before they arrive, run bleach round the bowl so that it slips down smoothly and when they flush, it smells bleachy.

Frequent and offensive stools suggest the possibility of a bowel disorder of some sort.

worra

Get one of those 'I want to do a poo at Paul's house' squirty air fresheners and open the window before they arrive.

That child with the poo at Pauls . I'd let Paul's mother keep him, tbh.
The bleach is a good idea.

He was weird one, wasn't he?

OP, do your parents BOTH poo each time they visit?

I also misread title as my blog and though it would be about people's comments.

That would have been interesting.

(ooooooh, ooooh, ohhh, can I say it?)
You should be pleased you have parents. Some people haven't got them.
And a loo. Some people haven't got a loo to poo in.

I think I have spent too much time on MN this week.

Maybe you should get them to shit in the garden instead. Then they pick it up in a little plastic bag afterwards and throw it in the bin. That would solve it.

I mean, seriously, you do know what toilets are for, right? Right?

Maybe it's too pleasent in your loo? I can't do links but if you've ever watched Trainspotting you might remember the revolting toilet that Ewan McGregor climbs head first into. Maybe you could model your loo after that then they'd never use it

You sound a bit overprotective of your loo. Well OP, if your parents need to bomb the pot then I would assume you know it's not going to smell of roses after they've been in there . Go into the toilet after they've come out and strike a match. It works for me.

Yes, when they're DEAD you'll be sorry you ever minded them defiling your loo.

I don't think there is a lot you can do about it TBH, except ventilate and perhaps make loud vomming noises outside the door whenever they are in there.