Stop shitting in my bog!

[stopshittinginmybog]

My parents visit me around once a week and whenever they come to see me and the kids they almost always go for a dump in my toilet and stink the place out.

Am I being unreasonable in wanting them to shit in their own toilet and not in mine? I mean I KNOW people have to go, but every bloody time they come here they go and do the biggest, stinkiest shits.

Leave my bog alone and shit in your own! :(

Hilrious thread!

wiping the toilet for any hairs...

cleaning the toilet bowl

antibaccing the seat...

plop!

maybe it doesnt smell that bad maybe its just because the smell of someone else's crap is gross because i swear my crap smells of roses...

OP, does she clean after your father when he 'goes' at your house?

yes linerunner she does :(

my father is from a culture where the men do fuck all and my mother facilitates that! awful! he does nothing apart from wipe his bum!

I think men's poo smells a lot worse than women's.

I swear to God that something has crawled up my dad's arse and died. I've never smelled anything like it. It brings actual tears to your eyes. His farts are banned by the Geneva Protocol.

My husband was from a culture like that.

ha.

Good luck with that, mate.

His brother came to stay and I trained him too!

Maybe he shits at your house to give your mother something to do.

That's why I married outside my culture!

at least my hubby is not like that although his shit dont half stink too...

at least he has his own crapper though, he can't share mine

hell, the kids are just about allowed to share my crapper!

I have realised that I am very terrotorial about my crapper...

Which lackof culture thinks that clearing up other people's excrement is acceptable?

My ex FIL does this and what is worse he takes the newspaper in with him to. Who The F*ck does that at someone elses house? My ex admits that his Father is probably trying to mark territory.

This was a row I had with ex before he left actually. ie "when you leave a mess in the toilet, who do you think has to clean it up? What part of that is in any way acceptable?" He said "well I never really thought about it" .

Brill thread OP !! I would suggest the Izal skid paper route too.

Well, you could ensure the window is wide open when a visit is expected... cool the room down and have fresh air "hint" for whomever "goes" there.

Oh yes, and see if you can find a packet of Izal papers - long before we got used to 'rolls' the toilet paper was always folded squares in a packet, so they alternated with the fold in the paper at the top or the bottom, and pulling a sheet out pulled the next into position too... but Izal medicated toilet paper was thin and shiny on one side, cold and really the least soft thing you can imagine... absolutely awful stuff :)