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Stop shitting in my bog!

115 replies

stopshittinginmybog · 19/08/2011 15:27

My parents visit me around once a week and whenever they come to see me and the kids they almost always go for a dump in my toilet and stink the place out.

Am I being unreasonable in wanting them to shit in their own toilet and not in mine? I mean I KNOW people have to go, but every bloody time they come here they go and do the biggest, stinkiest shits.

Leave my bog alone and shit in your own! :(

OP posts:
joric · 19/08/2011 20:29

:o Honey!!!

TheMonster · 19/08/2011 20:44

LineRunner we love the Profannisaurus in this house! Indeed, the turtle's head is mentioned a lot in our house.

By the way, have you seen the ads for Brother's toffee apple cider?

startwig1982 · 19/08/2011 21:00

I'm crying with laughter at this... Grin
Made so much better by my inlaws being here and asking what I'm laughing at and I'm unable to speak to tell them GrinGrin

VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 21:18

Also read BAG. Quite relieved that they do not shit in your bag. Eeewww

As previous posters, air freshener, and lots of it, including the ones that puff by themselves, plus scented candles. (light them before they go to the loo).

VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 21:19

Wouldn't recumbent lighting matches in there afterwards :o

VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 21:19

*recommend

skrumle · 19/08/2011 21:28

there is a man i work with who does this. i am the only one in the office (everyone else works out of vehicles). he has a house which is approximately 500 yards from the office, and there are public toilets 200 yards further than that. and yet still he will come in and do the most revolting shits - which I CAN HEAR!!! it's a small office and the toilet seat is all of 6 foot from where i sit with just a partition wall...

one day he actually came to the office FROM HIS HOUSE and went to the loo. it is wrong and freakish.

Teaandcakeplease · 19/08/2011 21:30

Crying with laughter at this I should be washing up Grin

ShoutyBag · 19/08/2011 21:31

What are all the deleted posts about?

VeraCanSignChocolateAndWine · 19/08/2011 21:37

Maybe they smelt a bit shouty?

mousymouse · 19/08/2011 21:39

shouty those posts were shit

PelvicFloorOfSteel · 19/08/2011 21:42

I've worked with people who insisted on pooing at work - because they wanted to be paid for doing a shit.
At the time I was a smoker and did not appreciate having to clock out for a fag while they stunk the place out in work time.

CheerfulYank · 19/08/2011 21:46

Open the window wide, squirt bleach around the rim of the bowl, and light candles.

Basically what everyone else has said :)

devonshiredumpling · 19/08/2011 21:49

you know why turds have a tepered end ???? so your arse doesn't snap itself shut Grin

TheMagnificentBathykolpian · 19/08/2011 21:52

well, SOMEONE had to do it

didyouseewhatshedid · 19/08/2011 21:52

Seriously, is this a joke? If it isnt, I wouldnt let the filthy old bastards in next time they call. Dirty cunts.

TheMagnificentBathykolpian · 19/08/2011 22:00

For having a crap in a toilet?

I'd agree they were filthy cunts if they leapt up onto her dining table in the middle of dinner, pulled down their pants and dropped a log onto the centrepiece...

devonshiredumpling · 19/08/2011 22:03

magnificent just used up two boxes of tissues cause i cried so much laughing,hacked off the other half cause he thinks i am crazy ,and have got a stitch GrinGrinGrin

smugtandemfeeder · 19/08/2011 22:06

When I used to visit DSIL's house, I was informed on arrival that we were only allowed to use one particular loo for pooing in and NEVER any of the others. DH and I had a competition to see who could do the most poos in the banned loos. [smug smile for winning]When I used to visit DSIL's house, I was informed on arrival that we were only allowed to use one particular loo for pooing in and NEVER any of the others. DH and I had a competition to see who could do the most poos in the banned loos. [smug smile for winning]

smugtandemfeeder · 19/08/2011 22:06

damn stupid iPhone

debivamp · 19/08/2011 22:10

OMG I can't believe you talk about your parents this way and on MN. Afterall, didn't they they wipe your arse when you were little and clean up your sick, toilet train you!!!! get an spray airfresher and stop moaning.

GotArt · 19/08/2011 22:20

OP.. . I get what you're saying though. I have a friend that does this every time he comes over, no matter what time of day. It baffles me.

ledkr · 19/08/2011 22:33

I see the usualsense of humour failure on mn is rife on this thread.

I hate people shitting in my toilet too,even my kids Grin

Rosmarin · 19/08/2011 22:56

My guy friends always crap in my toilet when they come over. Even getting up in the middle of a meal to do it, sauntering in 15 minutes later and continuing eating. Strange!

And they don't clean up properly after themselves - skid marks, floaters, debris. I feel your pain Babyheave.

corlan · 19/08/2011 23:18

OP - I totally understand where you are coming from. My XP has to pebbledash my toilet every time he drops DD home. I have literally pushed him out of the door and told him to go the pub rather than let him defile my porcelain ( the man is a stranger to the use of a toilet brush!).

I have come to the conclusion it is a territorial thing - he's trying to spread his scent through my house to scare other men away (Funnily enough there's a fox that shits on my driveway every night,presumably for the same reason!)