Stop shitting in my bog!

[stopshittinginmybog]

My parents visit me around once a week and whenever they come to see me and the kids they almost always go for a dump in my toilet and stink the place out.

Am I being unreasonable in wanting them to shit in their own toilet and not in mine? I mean I KNOW people have to go, but every bloody time they come here they go and do the biggest, stinkiest shits.

Leave my bog alone and shit in your own! :(

Where's the op gone? I want to know if they both go for a dump or do they just take it in turns every week?

She implied a double-dump visit, Moomins.

Oh this has made me hoot with laughter after I got all upset reading about Lisa's Stars from another thread.

I dont pooh anywhere outwith the house. None of us do, unless we are really caught short (DH and the children have been known to have sore stomachs as they are worse than me!)

To make it even worse, we all have our own loos and cross peeing in other loos in the house is frowned on if allowed but to pooh in someone elses...

I know I have issues!!!

This might be useful for those of you with work poohing problems - its an ideal secret Santa...

Does nobody else get 'shy poo'?
It's hell when you're on holiday.... the longest it's taken to emerge is six days.... then ouchie....

I do! Hate pooing anywhere but my own house, don't like doing it when anyone else is around either!

That makes the parents' dumping determination at the daughter's house even more disturbing.

Do they come at the same time every week? Some people's bowels are EXTREMELY regular. Maybe try moving the time slot and see if they still need to go? I'm sure some other people get 'associations' with needing the loo, and when otherwise they wouldn't as soon as they're in that same situation they find they need to go again. Can't be helped unfortunately, and wouldn't be their fault. Have you got air freshener in there?

My partner's cousin's husband takes a dump at our house nearly every time he comes - the filthy bastard. The guy has no shame. Last time he even had the audiacity to take the Saturday Guardian Guide up there with him (which, obviously, I had to bin afterwards). I hate him.

Mil uses our downstairs loo constantly so I passive aggressively "refresh" the loo after every use. I've also removed the lock.

I don't see why people can't just have a poo in the morning before they shower and dress for the day.

I think I'll join Magnificent is a funny link to also lower the tone. The first time I received this e-mail as a forward I'd cried with laughter, I still love it: interestingemailforwards.blogspot.com/2009/04/how-to-poop-at-work-bathroom-etiquette.html

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Are you sure one of them doesn't have a problem in the bum area?

OP here - hi!

Well some useful, funny and the usual arsey/prissy replies so that's all good...

To answer a few questions - parents live quite close, they come over at different times in the day, I do wonder if they save it for here as I am not the type to shit somewhere else unless im really desperate

And yes my shit does smell of roses because you never mind the smell of your own do you?!

This was all in half jest anyway, I know that if you gotta go you gotta go but everrrrrry time they come here? And it's the 'mess' after more than anything else (from my father who has no shit etiquette at all) leaving stains, 'hairs' etc - at least CLEAN the loo! I think that's the worst thing

And I am not going in there to light a match - I don't want to be surrounded by someone else's POO DUST!

As long as they don't venture upstairs to my precious toilet I'll put up with it... Although the other day I had my mother, father AND brother visit and they ALL shat in the bog. It stunk for hours... :(

I didnt venture in until the next day to clean - had to male sure there was no poo dust in the air...

Not only does our bog door not have a lock on it, but there's a hole right in the middle of it.

Take the doors off both toilets every time they visit.

That'll stop them.

Yes, that could be the answer. I regularly used to travel on a Great Western train that had all the toilet doors hanging off, and trust me no-one ever went for a dump.

Would you rather they sat shat on your sofa ? There is nothing worse than holding in a turtle head.

Im like shitbreak from the film american pie bluddy - I avoid shitting anywhere but in my own crapper

OP, hello again! Do you think your parents have some deep-seated need to dump in your toilet?

Is it a metaphor?

Or subconscious and darkly disturbing?

Next time they are due over to visit tell them that your loo isn't flushing too well so can they make sure they 'go' before they come over!

who knows linerunner?! I just don't get why they have to shit here EVERY time they come

It must be something more than the need to dump... they save it for here i'm sure. My poor ma has to go and clean the loo when my father goes... yak!

I can't do that catsu, they might try and use MY precious crapper upstairs! nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, I need to know my crapper is my own so I can poo in the peaceful knowledge that it is my own loo

and read papers and mumsnet in peace

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My poor ma has to go and clean the loo when my father goes... yak!

Ah ha, now we begin to approach the truth through probing analysis.

Tell us more of this cleaning regimen?