AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

[ClaireDeLoon]

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

Manatees are definitely an addition to the rubbery group.

Elephants as erasers. :o

Starfish are nobbly but not sandpapery

Can bears be fuzzy?

Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a bear
A bear was Fuzzy-Wuzzy
But Fuzzy-Wuzzy had no hair
So he wasn't fuzzy, was he?

See, it must be true.

Claire what you mean like Daft Ian who makes me doubt the theory of evolution every time I think of him?

not all dolphins are gay, but they bully gay dolphins

i'm sure i saw that on one of those 'animal planet' documentaries

I thought dolphins were one of the species that prove things like gang rape aren't a purely human idea?

We actually have a manatee on MN (OTheHugeManatee) - we should ask her if she's rubbery or not

yup, see MumInScotland knows

Start a thread to get her attention Abs.

'Oi, OTheHugeManatee, are your rubbery'

So dolphins are homophobic?

do dolphins read the daily mail?

Yeah, I might just PM her

Drakes gang rape ducks aswell.

I read that somewhere.

Sheep aren't wiry, they are greasy.

No no NO to using sharks as sandpaper SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots. Massive cruelty to sharks. Surely that can't be right. Anyway how on earth would you hold the shark against the bit of wood without it biting your hand off?

yes, they are

I just got a splinter off a bit of wood on my decking. Oh...just pass me the shark from the toolshed would you?

OH ! reeling

AuntieM has just promoted this thread as an 'oasis of calm' and look !

Bullying dolphins and gang-raping ducks.

Not feeling very calm now.....

ffs, you don't rub wood on a live shark

you hold the wood under the water and let the shark swim up to it.

the water takes away any sawdust and is therefore a very clean and asthma-friendly way of going about the whole operation!

Yes let's go back to fluffy things. We need pinot to come post pics of her kittens to restore balance.

cute

awww

sweet

I have pictures of fluffies in my photos, if you would like a look.

Sharkskin is used on many things under the name shagreen. It was very popular as a covering for the handle of a sword as it stayed dry no matter how sweaty your hand got during a sword fight.

I have also seen it on decorative clocks etc etc.

mrsdonkey i'm sorry, i was trying to get dolphins off the 'cute' list

it's not my fault they have a false persona

This is like the thread when I found out that the character Ross from friends was creepy and controlling.

I'm never going to look at ducks in the same way again

What's happening here?

Ross was creepy and controlling.

Nope.

I need my happy place I need my happy place