AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

[ClaireDeLoon]

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

It's alright, AuntieM

I have heard before that dolphins are vicious buggers, I think it's the 'smiley face' pictures we are used to seeing, that misleads people.

Think happy thoughts about fluffy ducklings. Don't worry about what they might grow up into. No duckling would have dark thoughts.

I love Ross. He's the BEST dagnamit.

I love my kittens more and I confirm, with appropriate pomp, that kittens fur is silky.

Sorry..

AMumInScotland started it.

and the fact they were used by navies to plant bombs on boats?

see, they are meant to be intelligent but they are hitmen also!

AuntieMonica You mean there's a cetacean version of Richard Littlejohn spouting about about publicly-funded, gay-only mackerel-hunting frenzies held in parts of oceans owned by all of us, not just the rubbery woofters with sinister smiles, yet cordoned off with nylon ropes.

Oooh, I said spout and rubber and ropes. Oooh, I just said quiver.

Agree about Ross being creepy and controlling.

It's because he was the favoured child, you know. [winks]

Maybe we should stick to land mammals? Thus avoiding the tricky question of rapist ducks and homophobic dolphins?

And I'm still not convinced that baby baa lambs are wiry. Just look at the pic that Abs posted, does that look wiry to you?

Ooh spooky Claire - "We need pinot to come post pics of her kittens to restore balance" - and as if by magic I appear!

I NEED A FLYING CARPET.

Yay! Pinot's here!

very of you getting to stroke a kitten as part of the experiment.

Chickens are soft, but their beaks aren't.

Oh sorry, that's not a mammal. Hmm.

Squeee

not quite the same, limited but i fear similar

yes, can we look at some kittens please pin0t

how were your jollies btw?

Is it time to bring out the finger monkey yet?

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Claire

Lambs feel like carpet. Or badly matted hair. They are not fluffy.

Abs Go look at my pics, you can 'feel' the fluffiness through the images !

Camels appear to have velvety noses but I don't know for sure because their teeth put me off. And they spit. And they all have syphilis, according to DH.

A keeper at the London Zoo camel house once gave me a bag of camel hair on a school trip. My mum was so pleased when I got it home and opened it.

Finger monkey saves the day!

Finger monkey very sweet.

exhibit B

Pinot have you been away? I could have kittensat! I would have returned them honest. Really.

Yay finger monkey!

True mrsdonkey. There's fluffiness all over the place.

Bunnies are scratchy and scrabbly.
Ducks are evil.
Dolphins are the Master race.

rays have just about the cutest faces ever so cute

Finger monkey sounds rude.

I would swap my HUSBAND for a finger monkey and want one for Christmas. Santa

'Ello Abs my darlin

I have sat on a camel and they SMELL. Of weird, wet stuff. And the bloke who helped me up squeezed my bum, but thats another story.

I apologise for all the capitals, I appear to be all LOUD now I'm home (jollies were lush thanks AuntieM - I drank Sud de France dry)