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AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

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ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 11:01

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

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ShirleyKnot · 11/08/2011 14:48

*their. Not bloody 'they are.' tut.

Dolphins - rubbery? Interesting. What else is rubbery?

AuntieMonica · 11/08/2011 14:48

i don't like dolphins, everyone thinks they are loving and kindly but they are vicious bullies

ObviouslyOblivious · 11/08/2011 14:49

Ha ha Victor at the sleepy lion hugging!

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 14:49

Reeling I was momentarily confusing lupins and lapins reading your post.

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VictorGollancz · 11/08/2011 14:49

Adult seals are probably rubbery. Anything that lives in water and has good fatty watertight skin.

ShirleyKnot · 11/08/2011 14:49

I wonder if I would be allergic to a lion. I have cat allergies. So I bet I would be.

I'm totally having that put on my medical records 'allergic to lions' RARRRR

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 14:50

Dolphins are lovely. They're born all folded up and have sweet fold lines on them as babies. I refuse to believe bullying stories.

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usualsuspect · 11/08/2011 14:51

Baby seals are fluffy and cute

Sharks are rubbery and not cute

AbsDuCroissant · 11/08/2011 14:52

Porpoises, sharks and whales are probably rubbery.

Donkeys are bristly, particularly if you're riding them bare back wearing shorts. They also have a very prominent, VERY hard spine

VictorGollancz · 11/08/2011 14:52

I thought sharks were sandpapery, usualsuspect? A rubbery shark is somehow less menacing...

usualsuspect · 11/08/2011 14:53

I've never felt a shark so I could be wrong .they look rubbery

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 14:54

Would lizards fall into the sandpapery category?

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farewellfigure · 11/08/2011 14:55

I've always wanted a miniature herd of elephants on my desk. I think they'd feel like erasers. Do big elephants feel like rubber?

Is it true that sharks are sandpapery?

VictorGollancz · 11/08/2011 14:55

Neither have I! I have stroked a stingray though, which was sandpapery, and the aquarium guy told me sharkskin was similar. I do like the idea of a rubbery shark.

AMumInScotland · 11/08/2011 14:55

I think lizards would be more ike snakes - so in the "leathery" category - dry and smooth.

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 14:56

I was just going to suggest hippos as rubbery.

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AuntieMonica · 11/08/2011 14:56

i've stroked a ray and thought it was a bit like stroking liver

AuntieMonica · 11/08/2011 14:56

hippos look as thought they are made of pure liver!

southeastastra · 11/08/2011 14:57

bunnies aren't really fluffy, (though some are) mostly just furry

and rex rabbits are definitely velvety, I saw loads once at a rabbit show and they didn't flince, i wonder if they were sedated

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 14:58

I don't think they are made of liver because cats love liver and so the lions would just eat them. I feel that having skin made of liver in area with so many big cats would be an evolutionary error.

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AbsDuCroissant · 11/08/2011 14:58

I think elephants are rough - they're very wrinkly with bristly hairs. I suspect dry hippos are similar; wet ones would be rubbery.

We really need an MN zoo outing, where we get to touch all the animas. I can picture it now, lots of random women descending on the zoo and touching the baboons going "now, is this wiry? Or just hairy?" with pondering faces

SquirtedPerfumeUpNoseInBoots · 11/08/2011 14:58

I can confirm that dolphins are rubbery, they feel very much like a wet wetsuit.

And sharks are sandpapery. So much so that their skin was used as sandpaper during the war.

limitedperiodonly · 11/08/2011 14:58

Claire someone at work solemnly told me that 'people think dolphins are nice but most of them are gay which isn't nice at all.'

He then wandered off without waiting for a reply. Maybe it was a Tourette's-style outburst which didn't require a response. The rest of us called him Daft Ian. You could say it in his earshot and he'd smile and nod.

reelingintheyears · 11/08/2011 14:58

Hippos are mean.

ClaireDeLoon · 11/08/2011 15:00

Again if all dolphins were gay then that would be another example of an evolutionary error?

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