AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

[ClaireDeLoon]

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

How did your bunny commit suicide? That's very sad.

DP's budgie committed suicide while masturbating.

at masturbating budgie!!

we had one of those metal cages with the lid at the top and one morning she must have been trying to escape sh'd basically hung herself :( we'd only had her 3 days!!

back to the cuteness!

guinea pigs are ace i dont hink i'd do one but they are ace ..

Oh squee at the cute GP's but I'm worried that Shirley's now having improper thoughts.

My friend's guinea pig had spirally eyelashes.

I didn't want to do him, but friend's rabbit did, frequently.

our hamster is very velvety

Oh stop it with the supercute GP photos!

All we have left is a grumpy, baldish old guinea sow who charges, teeth bared, at any new 'friends' we try to introduce to her .

My Dwarf Netherland had the most gorgeously velvety ears.

He was very very soft and would cuddle my hand, so cute - then I realised he was actually trying to shag it.

AM poor thing must be very confused about it's identity, cruel hamster owner.

There's a pic of my house rabbit on my profile. He's definitely fluffy. Also, pics of Mango (RIP) who was also very fluffy. Mille (no pics, will put up if asked) is more velvetty because she is short-haired.

The fish are just a bit slimy

DNephew's hair is velvetty, if that helps? He's very cute!

fluffy, cute but not velvety

yes, she is rather cruel, ClaireDeLoon

fluffy won't try to shag me, unless she's lesbian and fancies older women

I hope you all realise that rabbits are feckless societal parasites?

All they they do is sit around on their fluffy, velvety arses all day, breeding more and more offspring which they have no intention of supporting and expect us harddoneby tax payers to pick up the bill for the extra straw and rabbit food.

Burn the bunnies!

I can confirm that googling lesbian hamster does not lead to cute hamster pics.

Koalas and kangaroos are velvety

Wild rabbits look velvety. But rabbits bred for fluffiness like angora etc are obviously fluffy.

Hmmm, maybe I should get a spreadsheet going. Koalas very cute but I find kangaroos a bit sinister.

O. M. to the motherfucking GEE.

I CANNOT BELIVE YOU SAID THAT ABOUT RABBITS. YOU FUCKING RABBITIST BASTARD!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Claire you didn't you?

What comes up when you google lesbian hamsters please?

Deer antlers are velvety

I'd shoot those rabbits myself if the bleeding-heart-liberal armed response unit hadn't wrestled my gun from my hands the other night. Right in the face. They deserve it, lawless destroyers of this fine country.

I also don't think it's any coincidence that most of the rabbits I have seen lately have been black. Huh?! Huh?!

Would you believe porn?