AIBU to think that bunnies are fluffy but not velvety?

[ClaireDeLoon]

:o a place to hide from extreme opinions and comtemplate fluffy things like bunnies and kittens.

What about the velveteen rabbit then?

This thread seems to be veering off course somewhat.

they are suncottage, until the big musky daddy-to-be deer rubs all the velvet off in a big horny rage

[smelly randy male animal emoticon]

(see what i did there? horny? i'm here all week. unfortunately)

Aren't Guinea Pigs, hairy ? as opposed to fluffy? I find their pelt to be most like human hair.

Puppies ears are the 2nd most velvetyest thing in the world. After velvet itself and horses noses.

I like this thread

The Velveteen Hamster may not have been such a popular book

Oh yes horses noses! Very velvety. I love horses and their noses.

Newborn babies' ears are quite velvety as well.

@ new born babies

Claire - what SORT of porn though? Hamster porn? Or human/hamster...actually I don't want to talk about it.

Peter - are you mad? I bet you are a member of the BNP (BUNNIES? NO! Party) aren't you? You make me sick.

Guinea pigs are nothing but sex toys for rabbits who aren't allowed to reproduce.

We went to the zoo the other day and I can confirm that okapi are velvety.

Yes, horses are velvetty.

Now, I wonder about penguins. Again, DP would love a pet penguin , but are they velvety? They're birds, but they're not feathered.

I'm so confused.

Loopy you're confused, rabbits are sex toys, I've never heard of a 'rampant guinea pig'

Penguins have lots of feathers

That's because it's the rabbits who are rampant. The pigs just satisfy their need.

Penguines are feathered - they just don't fly. Or they sort of fly, but in water.... I think they'd probably be pretty oily rather than velvety.

Horses noses definitely velvety

This little rabbit is defiantly fluffy lionheadrabbit.net/

Snapdragons are also velvety and when I was I child we called them 'Bunny rabbit flowers'.

Coincidence? I think not.

Pansies are velvety also.

[Thread veering way off course now]

That should read definitely .

:o at defiantly fluffy.

My pussy is both fluffy and velvety. He is all velvety round the ears and all fluffy on his little fluffy belly. God I love my cat.

I'm banned from Pets at Home. They can't handle the cold hard truth.

Any poster claiming that a rabbit's fur is velvety needs to take a long hard look at themselves. Think of a mole's fur; THAT is velvety. Is a rabbit's fur like a mole's? Is it? No, no it is not.

Same goes for hamsters and guinea pigs and any other fluffy mammal out there. Think to yourself: 'is this like a mole's fur?' and if the answer is negative, why, then it is fluffy.

Thanks for the clarification on penguins.

So, keeping one in the bed would be a bad idea? They're not very cuddly? Damnit.

Think you got it right first time Vera .

I want a lionhead bunny now!

As well as a sea otter. Love <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=4.bp.blogspot.com/_2xvOXvghXQ0/TO4mtXgHkZI/AAAAAAAAAhE/dA-ofHohDbc/s400/SeaOtterFace.jpg&imgrefurl=theworldfromaweirdteenagerseyes.blogspot.com/2010/11/sea-otter-sea-otter-sea-otter-sea-otter.html&h=336&w=400&sz=21&tbnid=HPoXhA_3sGK16M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=107&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsea%2Botters%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=sea+otters&docid=z8kregZesThS1M&sa=X&ei=n8RDTsSfLdKyhAfU1uHUCQ&ved=0CEMQ9QEwBQ&dur=78" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">sea otters.

If there was a contraceptive pill for rabbits would you trust them to take it?