to be devastated that no on has ever called me a twunt/bollocks face/bully/royalty.........

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

Sorry couldn't resist AIBU seems bonkers at the moment and I'm off for a MN free week in the wilds of North Wales and every thread is a thread about a thread about a thread about..........zzzzzzzzzzz
So g'wan AIBU to need therapy because I've never even been called a HUN I mean guys abuse me go on.........

You're a cunt
HTH

Who do you think you are, MN royalty?

Loving the name fuckity

Jareth.
Everyone seems a little.......uptight ....on here at the moment

It's a very relevant name change. And I have to say, if that absolute idiot of a poster had posted on my thread about a very unplanned pregnancy she'd have been called a cunt too.

I'm just getting one last mumsnet fix...think I'm going to be twitching by teatime

North Wales huh? Sheesh, me and my 14 kids went to a slag heap outside Doncaster for our holidays and you have the nerve to complain??

And fave what are you, 12? FGS!!!

I suppose you are angling for a ??

HTH hunni-bunni! Mwah! Mwah!

Take plenty of and s with you. Bully twunty bollocks to you. :o

I don't think I have. Although I have had a couple of hate mail private messages on baby centre because I asked someone to give me one good reason to have a newborn circumcised! :o Apparently you're not supposed to ask questions like that there...

Oh and if it's competitive misery I'm not actually going on holiday....I'm cooking for a 100 people...in a field....for a week.....(no it's not a joke)!

It's FAB! (Sadly the lack of flushing toilets and showers is a bit of a downside )

At least I have good supply of and for my week away

Hobnob

No showers? So you smell as well?

Are you saying I smell Suncottage???? I'll have you know that I am mumsnet royalty and by virtue of that am always fragrant !!

u r a nob

Righto! As you were then Hob

[walks off muttering and flips Hob the bird]

you nest of vipers.

fuck the fuck of and when you get there fuck off some more.

and, yes, i did mean that to sound that rude.

bitches.

(North Wales will be lovely! Take baby wipes for showering )

*off got a bit carried away with the abuse

attention seeker

Something is rotten in the state of Mumsnet

A foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is hobsnobsaremyfave!

I get called a bully LOADS.

I don't think I am though - I'm quite nice to people who aren't massively irritating cunts.