to be devastated that no on has ever called me a twunt/bollocks face/bully/royalty.........

[hobnobsaremyfavourite]

Sorry couldn't resist AIBU seems bonkers at the moment and I'm off for a MN free week in the wilds of North Wales and every thread is a thread about a thread about a thread about..........zzzzzzzzzzz
So g'wan AIBU to need therapy because I've never even been called a HUN I mean guys abuse me go on.........

Although I don't post very much I have been called a cunt

I would like to be called a troll so I could sing the song. Fol de Rol.
Other than that I don't get much in the way of insults. Namechanging must be the key.

I actually quite liked it.

Ive been called an 'total knob' on the feminism section before, I thought it was a bit harsh.

I've been called 'a tit of a man' as well.

I was stalked by a troll-hunter once.

I'm sure there must be more.

lol,total nob,as opposed to partial nob.
what about the menz is a feminist board fave if you dare suggest not all men are gits or potebntial abusers of supplicant women

I once called 'vile'.

That hurt

I was once....

Doh!

Nobody has ever called me names.
There must be something wrong with me

mgz ur al swearing!!!!! u must b fick if u cnt tlk wivout swering!!!!! but iv blates got a phd!!!!

I am yet to be insulted. Actually, Chaos called me a great big doily once. I creied for 3 weeks and gained 5 stone from comfort eating custard creams.

I never been called a cunt on here

I am a cunt. I'm horrible. My typing seems to go through a vortex and my cuntiness is never portrayed.

I need to up my cuntometer.

I have been ed and just told to "calm down"... I was calm. Not after that wee gem I wasn't like - at least they didn't add a "dear", there would have been words about that.

Any way hobnobs you are clearly starting a thread about a thread about a thread which is like TOTALLY against the RULES even if it is bloody entertaining you slaaaaaaag.

have been accused of
1.following specific posters to argue and/or have go at them
2.name changing to persecute and stalk posters (and apparently mnhq and folk on mn are aware of this)

have had threads started by grumblers maligning my character and general shes an ole boot jist

one of them had a v bizarre meltdown thread about how she hated me.

the flawed premise is

1. relies on me committing posters names to memory - i dont
2. requires degree of effort to name change,and i cant be arsed
3. why specifically seek someone to disagree with.when lets face it mn has numerous threads to get ones goat
4. mnhq have not (to date) contacted me about any subterfuge and stalking

I've been called a cunt by SarahStratton, it made me feel special

I've been told to grow up - nothing more than that though. Which is probably a good thing as I don't really like rows and always post quite tentatively!

FFS making a thread all about yourself OP selfish twat.

everyone in this threaed is vile

So I'm vile but I'm not a cunt?
S'not fair

Best accolade I've had in years

I'm vile AND a cunt. See, I knew I was special!

i'm not really vile, but i am a bit of a cunt.

and patronising, someone told me once

see?

Oooh fuckety fuck that last post wasn't quite right was it

Hobnobs

Dirty woman!

How is the smelly OP anyway? Flies gathering yet?