to ask you if you think...(quite vile for this time of day tbh)

[OscarLove]

that men prefer a shaven or hairy fanny?

I've just started seeing someone new and I feel that tonight (when he's cooking me dinner at his house - very romantic) some serious shagging i reaaaally hope will might occur :o

Desperate? Me?? Nah!!!

So, I was chatting with a male friend yesterday and we are very comfortable with each other and the subject of hairy/shaven fanjo's came up, and he said he can't stand hairy fannies, puts him right off, and most men think like this. Wanker! I have a hairy fanny and now i'm worried that it will kill the moment tonight!!! Help!

Choose what feels right for you Oscar but remember to stay away from Lush glitter bath bombs before a hot date:

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Sorry Spud. I misunderstood. I only popped into this thread to give one males opinion.

It's all getting very confusing. Give a few millennia and we'll all be hairless anyway. People will be posting about whether to put fake hair on the bits.

I'm single, I have nobody I need to impress. Yet I still epilate, do my hair and nails etc. I do it all for me, nobody else. I think that, probably for a long time history-wise, it is the first time women are able to do that. We are taking care of our appearance for ourselves, and nobody else.

I also think the rise of depilation is down to changing fashions in exactly the same way as it became fashionable in the '70's to allow hair to grow naturally.

on a seperate downstairs decoration note; a friend of mine was going to the gynaecologist and in a hurry after work so ran in and grabbed her deoderant and gave herself a squirt to freshen up.
After the appointment the dr thanked her for making the effort not many patients do. She thought this was wierd and went off home. Once home she realised she had grabbed the glitter spray and glittered her fanjo! This was pre-Vajazzling too. (if any of us can remember such dark days)

She was so embarassed!

:o

Sarah, that sort of makes sense. Balding men almost without exception shave their heads now.

Gone is the sweep over and balding mullet.

I wax because that is what I prefer.

I find it more hygenic and also more pleasurable during sex. I'm not sure my DH cares too much one way or the other, he likes my fanjo either way.

I find the, frankly tedious, argument that he is in some way weird or has peadophile type tendencies because he enjoys having sex with me whilst my fanjo is bare insulting.

Not where I live, Gin

Firmly stuck in the '50's up here.

Yes just think about beards for men. Once a sign of virility now a sign of a weirdo! beardy weirdy etc. Blairs gov insisted all male mps be clean shaven as they didn't want to give the wrong impression. (loonyleft/old fashioned etc)
Hair is often wrapped up in the politics of an era too (as is everything).

I think a clean, trimmed fanny is just fine personally, i trim and shave the undercarriage area and sides, but just trim the rest with a lady shaver. My DH doesn't seem to mind, however he would object to a bald fanny, and has said if it was a bush, he may not like oral as much as he might get a hair in the gob

I prefer men to give themselves a once over as well, plus it makes their cocks look bigger (pervert smiley)

Oh really! I'm going to tell my friend she's been rumbled!! Haha Cheers sprogg i still love it tho.

DanFMDorking thanks for linking that. I laughed my socks off.

Spuddy that's an urban legend! Heard that story many many times....

A few days growth so my Fuzzy Felts don't fall off.

It's a bit like the one where someone gets wax stuck on their fanjo, gets in the bath to remove it and discovers they are welded to the bottom of the bath.

ERIC how disapponting! i may do it on purpose now just to cheer myself up!

sprog i love a man with a beard. (my dad always had one when i was little). My DP grows one for me but has to shave it off for the army :( bastards!!

Not heard that one Sarah but have heard plenty of stories of men being wheeled into casualty with hoover nozzles stuck to their appendages - maybe they were attempting to vacuum away the after effects of a glitter bath bomb?

It seemed an entirely appropriate urban myth, given the subject of the thread

Worst one I've heard of was a man and a jam jar. I refused to delve into that one.

I asked my male friends on Facebook. The consensus was that hairless was nice unless you have a messy-looking fanjo. In which case hair was better to cover it up a bit.

So check whether you look neat down there first, I guess, before showing it hairless to a man you might want to have sex with, in case it could totally put him off. Or you could have that plastic surgery on your bits to make it look a bit smarter and more acceptable.

yes, you could just have that plastic surgery. wheeeee how liberating!

Oh and don't forget your feminine hygiene spray before your date comes over! Maybe another squirt halfway through dinner to be safe.

why not just get the whole mess ripped out and a plastic crotch implanted? clean, hygenic and sexxxxxay