to feel jealous of a gay hairdresser...

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..running his hands through the wifes hair?

This morning DW went for her hair cutting. me and ds (3) went shopping then called in hairdresses to wait for DW. I sat watching him run his greasy hand through her hair whilst giving her the chat

It just was wrong

It's just a haircut.

'the wife'

You clearly need to buy some new padlocks as the ones you had her chained to the sink with have failed. Goddamn "the wife". Cuckoo.

Yes it's a common ailment of the gay man that, greasy hand.

Did you roll up your sleeves, loosen your braces, clench your fists and shout "why i oughta......"

how do you know his hair was greasy and how was it wrong for a hairdresser to touch her hair. what did you expect him to use to do her hair?

hand was greasy

BooyHoo
he was using Alterna Ten to rub in her hair and that is greasy

Perhaps he should have put a pudding bowl on her head and snipped round it with the garden shears?

I bet that's what you do....

What would you want him to do - perhaps dunk a broom in the hair product and apply it to her barnet from a distance of three feet, to avoid contaminating her with any of his gay germs?

What is it were a gay woman doing her hair?
Or worse...a Brazilian wax?

God if this is how you feel about a hairdresser please don't ever go to a gynae appt with her.

so he was rubbing a product into her hair yet you object to teh touching of the hair and the greasiness of his hands? how the fuck else did you expect the product to get in her hair and how on earth do you expect it thappen without said product actually touching her hair? you absoloute weirdo.

How do you know he was gay?

Did you sweep the bits up from the floor after, so he didn't have even a little bit of "the wife" left?

Have you made it into a little cushion?

Seriously. Get a life.

I think this is a windup.

I think a wind up too.

This is clearly a wind up.

The hairdresser was giving his wife "the chat"?

He's gay!

snort

Dear me.

I am with the OP on this. It is a rule. All hairdressers, particularly the male or female ones are gay. I know my niece is, despite her wedding to her fiancee and her two children. The last two things are a fact and I belived them to be a beard so nobody knows she is a lezzer.
Grow up OP.

Have exams finished now?

Either that or a product plug!

Eh? YABU.

Were you at the hairdressers yourself? Why? Waiting......

He's gay. I wouldn't worry! He was probably secretly looking at you OP and thinking about your bumcheeks. There, I bet that makes you feel better.