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to feel jealous of a gay hairdresser...

39 replies

DonWimble · 29/06/2011 21:38

..running his hands through the wifes hair?

This morning DW went for her hair cutting. me and ds (3) went shopping then called in hairdresses to wait for DW. I sat watching him run his greasy hand through her hair whilst giving her the chat

It just was wrong

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mumblechum1 · 30/06/2011 09:43

Grin Dontgocurly

sparky246 · 30/06/2011 10:07

rofl at Dontgocurley.

Longtalljosie · 30/06/2011 10:11

snort

But if you can't cope with her hair being touched by her gay hairdresser, do you allow straight men to talk to her?

Or are you in fact a complete bastard who treats his wife as a possession and screams at her if a man so much as talks to her in the pub?

DoubleDegreeStudent · 30/06/2011 10:14

DontGoCurly is right - my gay hairdresser genuinely ran off with a client's husband. You want to be careful hanging around the salon, OP Wink

DonWimble · 30/06/2011 10:43

Euphemia
Why call me a wanker? is it because I am a man or called DW the wife are I cared to mention someone was gay
Name calling is not nice.Would you like it if I called you a fridged manhating bitch who needs a good shag? No you would not and I wont because I am not a petty small minded little turd

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SpringHeeledJack · 30/06/2011 10:54

yaaaaaawn

School closed, poppet? haven't you got anything better to do on your day off than waste it on here?

why don't you go and play on your xbox for a bit, and then you can maybe watch ten episodes of Top Gear on Dave, just till your mum gets in from work?

hth

PacificDogwood · 30/06/2011 10:59

What everybody else said.

And learn how to spell 'frigid' - it is not a kitchen appliance for keeping your beer cold in.

Grin
DonWimble · 30/06/2011 11:48

kreecherlivesupstairs
I know this man is gay because he is one of my friends friends.Please point out where I said all hairdresses are gay. I dont think the wedding will last if that is the case.

This post is about my feelings not anti gay or wife beating.
Do you lot take the piss out of all disabled people or just dyslexics?

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peeriebear · 30/06/2011 11:51

not disabled people, not dyslexics, just misogynistic titheads

BitOfFun · 30/06/2011 11:59

I think he was trying to be lighthearted, but underestimated that we are all a bit grumpy today.

MissPenteuth · 30/06/2011 12:24

Well I hope you never go with her to an appointment at the gynaecologist then.

heleninahandcart · 30/06/2011 13:41

Grin at MissPenteuth

How did you all sniff this one out as a twat right from the start? I'm impressed.

'fridged manhating bitch' has made my day, I haven't heard that since the 80s Grin

Binfullofmaggotsonthe45 · 30/06/2011 17:09

If I were you op, I'd probaby have bitchslapped her out of there for being a two-timing caaaaaaw.

Why don't you go round his house and daub some thing in red paint on his walls? How very dare he!

This is a wind up, you said you had friends and that immediately got my suspicions aroused.

Probably the only thing that would arouse me, as I'm also one of the members of the manhating bitch coven.

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