arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am having a scream who wants to join me?

[TheLadyEvenstar]

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

proffers yet more / soothing hot/cold flannels

wanna shoulder massage?

I'll join you TLE .... [screams even more loudly than dd2 who is currently "giving it laldy" upstairs]

Doesn't really feel that much better, so I'll have some too

I am having a bottle of wine and cooking a ten bob nasty

no screaming here

I fear if I start on the wine then I'll never stop

I will join you in a scream but I fear it will have to be an internal one as I cannot open my mouth wide enough for a full on shriek due to a rogue wisdom tooth giving me frigging hell :(

I think I will self medicate with a few cheeky vodkas as the kids aren't in school tomorrow

is a ten bob nasty the same as bread and niffit?

Aaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh!

DS has just started to crawl (kindof ). I had no idea that our whole house is so baby unfriendly.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhh!

(trying to sell house)

Carnival - tooth pain is just hell, isn't it?

Many years ago after a friday night out my goodself and the gang used to go into town to the cheapest curry house and have a cheap mucky curry

so a tenbob nasty was what we called a cheap curry and I like the name so I call currys ten bob nastys

By the way ten bob is old speek for 50 pence

Sigh I miss the good old days

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh

Can't drink too poorly but my goodness do I want to. And smoke but I gave up.

Rats.

Well the kids have been fighting
the puppy is chasing the cat
the cat is clawing the furniture
DS1 is being naughty
DS2 is copying him

I have a headache, my wisdon tooth is giving me gyp because it has grown sideways inside my gum.

And I really want to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and my mum isn't talking to me

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH (trying to buy house) playdohinthewashingmachine - karma?

aaarrrrrgggggggg, i am having a new kitchen and bathroom fitted...my house is a mess so turned off the lights and enjoying a glass of wine

Ah, so that puppy's found his feet in your household then, TLES!

o:

I am no longer screaming I am giggling madly at DS2.

he has just got out of bed come in the living room and e,ptied his toy box looking for the all important "Soldier car" when I told him to put them back he replied dead seriously

"Its ok don't worry me will clear it up later"

So I said but you'll be in bed

DS2:- "its ok its a very important crash scene" hmmm

ARRRRRGH my MiL is moving in for an undetermined period at the weekend.

(Do I win?)

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
I have toothache AND thrush

WMMC, you win hands down!!!!

BBT, yoghurt!!!

and vodka nuerofen for toothache

Does yogurt really work? Mind you with enough vodka I won't care. How did the very important crash scene go?

BBT, No idea about yoghurt tbh!! I stick with the vodka

The crash scene has to be left as Lucy ( a 2ft tall duck) is currently flying round the living room landing on "Her butt" hmmm his sleep pattern has gone out the window grrrrrrrr

You never know - maybe Lucy will also go out of the window
:)

ohh the very thought....actually I don't think I could cope with the tears lol