To suspect I may be a tosser

[spiderslegs]

Really,

It's gone too far.

I stayed in a yurt last week.

I don't have a TV.

I am a SAHM.

I breast-fed my youngest until she was 2.7 years old.

But still.

I read the Telegraph & the Spectator.

looks like they've moved up from yak skins though!

I believe so. Believe similar 'bivouac'-type contraptions were known as 'teepees' and 'wigwams' (by enid Blyton? dunno).