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to ask all you dumped ladies out there if i win 'OW' (other woman) bingo

168 replies

amicable · 28/06/2011 22:57

Am trying to turn my current feelings of rage and hatred into something a bit more lighthearted. Just wondering if anyone else has been dumped in a more cliched manner, for a more cliched OW than me. So here goes -

I was recently dumped by my H for a woman who is -

half his age 10 points

blonde 5 points

from overseas 10 points

a STRIPPER 50 points

Oh yes, for some bonus points he started his affair while I had post natal depression 10 points , and guess how old he is going to be this year? Yes, later in the year he will be 'celebrating' his 40th birthday 10 points

So I calculate my total score to be 95 points ! I'm so proud! Can anyone else match me???

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AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 23:51

oh, I am massive on revenge

not the "pouring paint over the Merc" kind of revenge

just sitting back and watching them suffer gives me huge satisfaction

and the best bit ?

when they come crawling back you say "I wouldn't touch you with hers, sunshine"

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 23:52

....now here is a one way ticket to the Far Side of Fuck, be on your way

amicable · 28/06/2011 23:53

Am scribbling that comeback down in a notebook AF

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aurynne · 28/06/2011 23:53

amicable, I think i love you :)

(how about we add a grotty rebound lesbian affair to your list?)

amicable · 28/06/2011 23:53

Far Side of Fuck Grin

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Firepile · 28/06/2011 23:54

This looks like fun. Clearly I can't possibly top some of these, but how does this score

  • Starting affair within weeks of our wedding
  • Aged 41

With a woman who is:

  • 14 years younger than him
  • (apparently no longer) gay

And who looks a bit like me. But much fatter.

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 23:57

I nicked one way ticket to Far Side of Fuck off another thread this very evening Grin

AnyFucker · 28/06/2011 23:57

me likey

TwoIfBySea · 29/06/2011 00:02

How does this score then -

10 years younger

Worked with him

Slimmer & prettier

Had baby within year of shacking up together (devastating dts who were 5 1/2 at the time)

Paid for his dirty weekends with her on my credit card

All this whilst I was dealing with Graves Disease

Left pile of debt (inc. said credit card) of which he has helped pay off not a penny

No maintenance payments

Legal Aid fannies expecting me to now pay for divorce as my earnings of under £10000 supporting me and my boys by myself obviously means I'm well to do!

Not as high a score I don't think but should be worth something. We should perhaps play the biggest lie told as our trump card 'cause then I'd definitely win!

TwoIfBySea · 29/06/2011 00:02

How does this score then -

10 years younger

Worked with him

Slimmer & prettier

Had baby within year of shacking up together (devastating dts who were 5 1/2 at the time)

Paid for his dirty weekends with her on my credit card

All this whilst I was dealing with Graves Disease

Left pile of debt (inc. said credit card) of which he has helped pay off not a penny

No maintenance payments

Legal Aid fannies expecting me to now pay for divorce as my earnings of under £10000 supporting me and my boys by myself obviously means I'm well to do!

Not as high a score I don't think but should be worth something. We should perhaps play the biggest lie told as our trump card 'cause then I'd definitely win!

amicable · 29/06/2011 00:02

You've got to love a rebound lesbian affair aurynne, lets add it on!

And the (apparently no longer) gay bit firepile, well, I suppose if he was just such a stud that he could turn lesbians straight, then he just owed it to humanity to indulge himself! May have just slightly wet myself on reading 'And who looks a bit like me. But much fatter'. Classic Grin.

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amicable · 29/06/2011 00:06

Aw, feel sad about your DTs twoifbysea. I am dreading the 'new baby' announcement, it seems almost compulsory in these situations eh? Hope things getting better for you now. I give you 100 points and several Wine Wine Wine.

My H spent the Christmas money given to me and my baby by his mother to pay for flights to go and shag his new girlfriend. Feckers!!

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EsperaTaChikita · 29/06/2011 00:13

OW = 19 years old (I was 26, he 35)

Found out on New Year's Eve

From a text

She sent to his phone

Whilst I was settling our son to sleep

Happened after I went back to work/studying full-time and he felt "neglected", despite me doing more hours than he was and picking up the slack at home as well

He'd been doing the whole gym thing for years but suddenly got very self-centred about it ie wouldn't shut up about just how "strong" he was
[yes, I would like to quip that a "strong" man doesn't decimate his family with a wholly avoidable dickstroke "incident"]

When I had an inkling months before and asked him, he looked calmly at me and lied

Pre-discovery, when I told him that I felt that things weren't working and we should separate for a while, he told me I couldn't love him or our family enough to try and work through things (all the while, knowing he'd fucked someone else)

Found out after we'd had a "family crisis" talk of how we were going to try and improve the situation at home, he'd been planning to (and eventually still went ahead to) shag her the following day

In a threesome

With one of her friends

Which he set up

In a hotel he booked

During his lunch hour at work

On discovery, he deleted all the texts from his phone because he was "embarrassed" by them (you would think he ought to have been more embarrassed about the fact he had been lying to his wife) but wanted us to try and make things work by being "open" with each other (how I'm supposed to trust his version of his events, I have no idea)

Since discovery, he has told me on a number of occasions that he felt that him shagging someone else wouldn't be that big a deal (yes, we'd had an open relationship - the key word being "open" ie ask first, don't lie, don't deceive)

Apparently, he has bankrolled me all these years, so I should keep my hands off his "assets" (if I'd known that I was being thought of as a prostitute, I would have had the temerity to have asked for more cash)

Trying to convince me to live in the family home as it is better for us "financially" (what would have been better for us financially would have been for him to think with his head, and not his dick, but hey ho)

BUT THE ABSOLUTE CHERRY ON THE CAKE

I believe it is best for my DS to remain in the family home
Problem is I can't have him full-time in the family home (hours I will be working mean that full-time residency is not an option)
A job-change at this moment in time is implausible (it would mean having to pay back thousands of pounds of fees paid by my firm AND having to find another graduate job that would pay anywhere close to what my firm will be paying - heh)

So, if we split now and reside in different homes
I lose my home
I lose residency of my DS
I end up financially up shit creek
Because of his actions

If I remain in the family home for the next 2 years (until we can easily afford separate residences)
I keep my home
I get to see more of my DS
I also get to live with the man who broke my heart
And have to look at him
Day after day
After day
For 2 years
All the while hating myself
Because he "wins"

Because we are "separated", he gets to fuck around
He gets to keep his home
He gets to keep his DS
He's financially better off at the end of it all

Bingo.

I am 6 months' post-discovery. Life is still not fair.

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 00:16
Shock

< speechless >

Gay40 · 29/06/2011 00:20

< speechless >

mrswhiskerson · 29/06/2011 00:22

Go for it , change the locks and if he complains tell him it is no longer his home therefore he no longer entitled to have free access to it.

Stick on the empowering tunes loud and celebrate the fact you have so many opportunities open to you now now you are rid of the numpty. When my ex broke up with me years ago I was gutted but justin timberlake had a song out called señorita and even though it is not my ususal type of music (think rammstein and mettalica) the words made me realise I did not have to put up with anyone who made me miserable and if and when I chose to have a relationship I would settle for nothing less than someone who treatd me
like the fab person I am , sounds cheesy but it worked .my horrible ex did me the biggest favour he ever could and it was sooo satisfying a year later to bump into him and see his jaw drop at the change in me .

amicable · 29/06/2011 00:24

Bloody hell Espera! Get that twat out of your house! All that stuff that you'll lose is true, and the hardest one of all being 100% residency with your DS. BUT living with that twat every day while he gets to have his cake and eat it will suck out your very soul. I literally would have gone insane if that was my situation. Have you looked at what benefits / top-ups you would get as a single working parent? Shared care for your children is not as awful as you would imagine. The thought of it definitely worse than the reality.

Have lots of points, tons of Wine Wine Wine Wine Wine and a friendly kick up the arse to sort out your situation as it is not tenable. There MUST be a better way for you. I too am 6 months post discovery and if I had to share my house with my Ex while he got to carry on his affairs under my nose I seriously would have ended up being very ill indeed.

Poor you, have a hug, some even more Wine and another, extra gentle kick up the arse, just in case the first one wasn't strong enough Smile.

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mrswhiskerson · 29/06/2011 00:24

Sorry if I hijacked a bit , I get a bit rambly after a couple glasses
of rose.

amicable · 29/06/2011 00:31

Ah bugger, the baby is awake. Night all. Sending you huge strength espera to sort things out.

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Monty27 · 29/06/2011 00:31

Get to the other side of fuck off I like

Chikita Shock

SoloIsAHotCougar · 29/06/2011 00:32

Oooh! what a crap bag!

Mine...

He was in his 50's.
She looked older, but probably wasn't.
She was twice my weight and size. I was a size 12/14.
She was bleach blond with inch long black roots.
She dressed like my 70 year old mother and he said I had no style Hmm
He had been seeing her for the whole 4 years that I was.
I caught them as they were about to jet off to Antigua after he'd paid for me and the kids to go on a wet and windy Sun weekend. Thanks!

SoloIsAHotCougar · 29/06/2011 00:33

Oh and for an extra point please; I caught him half an hour after I found out Dad had terminal cancer...as you can see, the ex was mega supportive! Not!

AnyFucker · 29/06/2011 00:35

night, amicable

Gay40 · 29/06/2011 00:39

I have a feeling the ex after me would get more points, after she was dumped for a complete nutter, who was married.

fit2drop · 29/06/2011 00:55

we had been married for 4 months after a 9 year living together

he was 40 , (told her family he was 35)

she was a 21 yr old blonde (bimbo with a gold handbag oh yes, very classy)she had a car (we couldnt afford one because he wouldnt work)
her family were very rich and they told his family she was 28

He was quite athletic at the time
She had a fab figure and leggy
I was about 1 stone overweight and mousy and 5ft nothing

Two years later she dumped him and within 3 months had married the guy she was with before ex

Now I am very happily married the last two years after being with my hubby for 9 years

we have our own house
I have the job of my dreams
I have my own car and a mobile home
I have lost weight and am bit of a red head

he is living in a bed sit on his own with a tinnie and karma for company.
no car
He is bald and overweight.

gloat ? moi? nah don't need too. much Grin

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