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...to feel beyond envious of Beyonce's legs?

149 replies

MrsGerardButler · 26/06/2011 22:31

They are amazing. I am very very Envy Envy Envy

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wrongdecade · 27/06/2011 13:44

me too

I thought thiose ankle boots & leotards were very unflattering though

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knittedbreast · 27/06/2011 13:58

you know jay z thinks wow, what the fuck did i do to deserve her!

hes hit well above his weight!

shes beautiful, but slimmer than i remember

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Hammy02 · 27/06/2011 14:04

I don't get what she sees in Jay z. She's a very intelligent woman so he must have something. It's not as though she's with him for his money (which is what I would ordinarily think in all honesty) as she's loaded in her own right.

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WhatsWrongWithYou · 27/06/2011 14:25

She doesn't have an hourglass figure - her boobs are too small in proportion to her hips. What she does do is cleverly dress her pear shape to give the appearance of being an hourglass.
I agree she's gorgeous, but she does have straight-up-and-down legs - a true hourglass has curvy, shapely legs whatever her weight.
She's a great example of a woman who doesn't conform to stereotypes of perfection but makes the most of what she has and comes out with it all on show - no doubt she gets away with this thanks to her stunningly beautiful face.

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giveitago · 27/06/2011 14:41

Erm - what in real life or what we see in the videos?

I think the woman is great for her singing. I don't rate her styled to within an inch of her life looks' or her videos that make her look skinny as opposed to her real life shots that make her look much nicer and more like a normal and beautiful woman in real life.

She's not an inspiration to me - but her stylists and photoshop experts are.

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DooinMeCleanin · 27/06/2011 14:46

Beyonce is massive? Shock Fuck me, I must a whole planet if she is massive Grin

She is very attractive Envy I used to have legs like that, then I gave up figure skating Sad

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petisa · 27/06/2011 15:11

I think she's an absolutely amazing looking woman, but I thought she was even sexier when she was even curvier. She's more polished and athletic looking now. Not a fan of her songs, but love her dancing and voice.

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PrudenceNightly · 27/06/2011 15:33

I have had a massive gym purge lately> My bum stood up on it's own, my thighs were curved but firm and I felt amazing. 4 stressful wine drinking takeaway weeks later ad I am back to square one but flabbier. Not sustainable but full admiration to anyone who keeps it up.

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happyscouse · 27/06/2011 16:42

Beyonce was amazing last night. First woman to headline the pyramid stage and she rocked. I thought she looked and sounded amazing and I've never been a massive fan.
DontGoCurly..."Chav anthems" Really?

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realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 27/06/2011 16:47

They're a bit chunky aren't they? If Beyonce's got good legs, the hell, so have I! Woop!

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TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 16:47

My legs are better than Beyonce's. For reals.

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realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 27/06/2011 16:57

Dancers legs. After doing Ballet into adolescence I have always bemoaned the fact that I will never have Kate Moss/bambi- like twigs. But if muscley and chunky is the way to go then I'm chuffed! Grin

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noddyholder · 27/06/2011 16:59

I sadly have the bambi legs

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TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 17:02

I much prefer muscly and chunky.

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Purplebuns · 27/06/2011 17:06

Good god, she is a beautiful women! It is amazing she has got to where she is and I really don't care if she has had work done.
Although before and after nose job pictures are at different angles so who is to know? Also most people have different skin shades throughout the year and what is the problem with colouring her hair ffs! Anything to have a dig people, it is so shallow.

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smartyparts · 27/06/2011 17:07

I think she's gorgeous and looked amazing last night - but I do not envy her those legs! Bit chunky!

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MissBeehiving · 27/06/2011 17:15

She's hawt.

She's talented, confident and she's in control of her destiny.

She does NOT have chunky legs for Christ's sake.

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missmiss · 27/06/2011 17:25

She does! They are chunky proportional to her size. Yes, she's attractive, but she's got crap legs.

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TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 17:26

Her legs are great.

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Bonitas · 27/06/2011 17:42

I remember reading a few months ago that her hip size was 38" which is the same as mine.

My booty sure doesn't look like hers !! Envy

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hester · 27/06/2011 17:58

TechLovingDad, have you spent the entire day in a reverie about Beyonce's legs?

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ILovePonyo · 27/06/2011 18:00

Flippin eck if Bey has "crap legs" what hope is there for the rest of us?!

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AbsDuCroissant · 27/06/2011 18:04

Mine are also better than hers

So Toby, I take it you're a how I met fan with all your talk of settlers and reachers ...

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realhousewifeofdevoncounty · 27/06/2011 18:07

Not as bad as Cheryl Cole. She has fat knees.

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DooinMeCleanin · 27/06/2011 18:14

Fat knees Confused? Do people really care about this shit? I deplore HRH Ms. Cole, but there is nothing wrong with her knees or the rest of her figure for that matter.

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