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...to feel beyond envious of Beyonce's legs?

149 replies

MrsGerardButler · 26/06/2011 22:31

They are amazing. I am very very Envy Envy Envy

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TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:40

I like Jay-Z, understated confidence. Comes across well in interviews. He knows he's big but doesn't need to shout about it.

It's also a good sign that he's a bit of a chubber, gives the rest of us hope. Well, apart from the gazillions of dollars, of course. Grin

BsshBossh · 27/06/2011 11:41

"understated confidence" - that's exactly it, TechDad. It's very sexy.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:44

I have loads of it BsshBossh.

mousymouse · 27/06/2011 11:45

Envy Envy Envy of the legs, yes.

def not envious of the hours and hours of training she has to do to keep that fit.

EricNorthmansMistress · 27/06/2011 11:46

shapeless? Shock as if!

Oblomov · 27/06/2011 11:48

I like him and her. Agree, he is understated, inner confidence, and thats what I like about him.
I don't like either of their music particularly.
I think her figure is veyr good. Her thighs are not slim, but in the single ladies video, they are very toned. Nothing wobbles !!
Unlike me. I also am a pear. Huge boobs, tiny waist, huge thighs. My legs are awful. I wish I had her legs.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:49

Huge boobs, tiny waist? Not a pear, that's more like heaven. Sorry, crap joke.

CubiksRube · 27/06/2011 11:50

Yes, her legs look great ... and I love her music. But I have lost all respect for her.

Her skin gets lighter and lighters, her hair gets blonder and blonder. And the 'alleged' nose job (see the before and after pictures) too. I understand that there is a 'Hollywood' model, but she's just SO fake these days.

noddyholder · 27/06/2011 11:51

Love Jay Z

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:51

She's always been light skinned.

JanMorrow · 27/06/2011 11:54

She's beautiful, I totally have a girl crush on her.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 27/06/2011 11:57

I also told dp that if I had legs like hers I would stop wearing skirts altogether, and wander around in my pants.

TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 11:57

EricNorthmansMistress -- those pics just highlight how shapeless her legs are, IMO.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:58

If I looked like her, I'd never leave the house!

Oblomov · 27/06/2011 11:58

Sorry Tech, you are right, its not pear. its Hourglass. Beyonce and I both have hourglass figures. (Most sought after, apparently. Marilyn and Loren, too, I think.) Unfortunatly thats where the Beyonce similarities end.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:00

Hourglass figures are the best. By a country mile.

JoySzasz · 27/06/2011 12:03

I don't think she has nice legs...they don't have any shape around the knee.

BUT,I don't think it matters at all ...the rest of her totally cancels out her 'problem' area!

ImeldaM · 27/06/2011 12:06

YANBU, she is gorgeous
Grin at CrackFox, my DP was exactly the same, we had to turn over to stop the slobbering!
Jay-Z must be one happy guy!

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:08

I do love a good round bum, on a woman, I mean.

Lizzylou · 27/06/2011 12:35

YANBU, Beyonce was always fab, but her legs are definitely slimmer in those photos, sooo toned and strong.
She is gorgeous and agree about Jay-Z being a man with inner confidence.

Nancy66 · 27/06/2011 12:38

I think Jay-z is very fanciable. Seen him being interviewed a couple of times and he is very sharp and witty.

Beyonce def has small implants though - you can see them when she lies down

mousymouse · 27/06/2011 12:42

I'm sure there is an hourglass under my layers and layers of baby fat...

her legs are not shapeless, she just has a healthy layer of fat.

sharbie · 27/06/2011 12:42

in the pics they showed on bbc before she was on stage she looked so different when she was younger.much darker hair and skin - i suspect most of what we saw last night - completely fake.so not really so empowering.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:44

Typical though, someone does well and instead of looking up to her she is there to be torn down.

Shame.

hifi · 27/06/2011 13:30

she is beautiful,did notice the implants and her nose looks very different to the one she was born with

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