My feed
Premium

Please
or
to access all these features

AIBU?

...to feel beyond envious of Beyonce's legs?

149 replies

MrsGerardButler · 26/06/2011 22:31

They are amazing. I am very very Envy Envy Envy

OP posts:
Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:40

I like Jay-Z, understated confidence. Comes across well in interviews. He knows he's big but doesn't need to shout about it.

It's also a good sign that he's a bit of a chubber, gives the rest of us hope. Well, apart from the gazillions of dollars, of course. Grin

Report
BsshBossh · 27/06/2011 11:41

"understated confidence" - that's exactly it, TechDad. It's very sexy.

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:44

I have loads of it BsshBossh.

Report
mousymouse · 27/06/2011 11:45

Envy Envy Envy of the legs, yes.

def not envious of the hours and hours of training she has to do to keep that fit.

Report
EricNorthmansMistress · 27/06/2011 11:46

shapeless? Shock as if!

Report
Oblomov · 27/06/2011 11:48

I like him and her. Agree, he is understated, inner confidence, and thats what I like about him.
I don't like either of their music particularly.
I think her figure is veyr good. Her thighs are not slim, but in the single ladies video, they are very toned. Nothing wobbles !!
Unlike me. I also am a pear. Huge boobs, tiny waist, huge thighs. My legs are awful. I wish I had her legs.

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:49

Huge boobs, tiny waist? Not a pear, that's more like heaven. Sorry, crap joke.

Report
CubiksRube · 27/06/2011 11:50

Yes, her legs look great ... and I love her music. But I have lost all respect for her.

Her skin gets lighter and lighters, her hair gets blonder and blonder. And the 'alleged' nose job (see the before and after pictures) too. I understand that there is a 'Hollywood' model, but she's just SO fake these days.

Report
noddyholder · 27/06/2011 11:51

Love Jay Z

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:51

She's always been light skinned.

Report
JanMorrow · 27/06/2011 11:54

She's beautiful, I totally have a girl crush on her.

Report
JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 27/06/2011 11:57

I also told dp that if I had legs like hers I would stop wearing skirts altogether, and wander around in my pants.

Report
TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 11:57

EricNorthmansMistress -- those pics just highlight how shapeless her legs are, IMO.

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:58

If I looked like her, I'd never leave the house!

Report
Oblomov · 27/06/2011 11:58

Sorry Tech, you are right, its not pear. its Hourglass. Beyonce and I both have hourglass figures. (Most sought after, apparently. Marilyn and Loren, too, I think.) Unfortunatly thats where the Beyonce similarities end.

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:00

Hourglass figures are the best. By a country mile.

Report
JoySzasz · 27/06/2011 12:03

I don't think she has nice legs...they don't have any shape around the knee.

BUT,I don't think it matters at all ...the rest of her totally cancels out her 'problem' area!

Report
ImeldaM · 27/06/2011 12:06

YANBU, she is gorgeous
Grin at CrackFox, my DP was exactly the same, we had to turn over to stop the slobbering!
Jay-Z must be one happy guy!

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:08

I do love a good round bum, on a woman, I mean.

Report
Lizzylou · 27/06/2011 12:35

YANBU, Beyonce was always fab, but her legs are definitely slimmer in those photos, sooo toned and strong.
She is gorgeous and agree about Jay-Z being a man with inner confidence.

Report
Nancy66 · 27/06/2011 12:38

I think Jay-z is very fanciable. Seen him being interviewed a couple of times and he is very sharp and witty.

Beyonce def has small implants though - you can see them when she lies down

Report
mousymouse · 27/06/2011 12:42

I'm sure there is an hourglass under my layers and layers of baby fat...

her legs are not shapeless, she just has a healthy layer of fat.

Report

Don’t want to miss threads like this?

Weekly

Sign up to our weekly round up and get all the best threads sent straight to your inbox!

Log in to update your newsletter preferences.

You've subscribed!

sharbie · 27/06/2011 12:42

in the pics they showed on bbc before she was on stage she looked so different when she was younger.much darker hair and skin - i suspect most of what we saw last night - completely fake.so not really so empowering.

Report
TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 12:44

Typical though, someone does well and instead of looking up to her she is there to be torn down.

Shame.

Report
hifi · 27/06/2011 13:30

she is beautiful,did notice the implants and her nose looks very different to the one she was born with

Report
Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.