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...to feel beyond envious of Beyonce's legs?

149 replies

MrsGerardButler · 26/06/2011 22:31

They are amazing. I am very very Envy Envy Envy

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HarlotOTara · 27/06/2011 09:37

Never understood the fuss really but then I don't like her music

begonyabampot · 27/06/2011 09:38

her legs (and her) looked great, for me much better than really skinny ones. Like Victoria Beckham in the early days of The Spice Girls, she looked great, healthy and athletic but looks awful now.

DontGoCurly · 27/06/2011 09:42

Don't like her music. 'if you like it then you should have put a ring on it' and 'all the single ladies' Eurgh Chav anthems!

She has a gorgeous face but I wouldn't be mad about her legs, too solid !
I've got turkey drumsticks myself so no!

MittzyTheVixen · 27/06/2011 09:44

If my physique resembles any clebs, it is Beyonce! Except I am not ravishingly gorgeous or quite as well endowed in the upper asset department, so I have to agree Grin

Fabulous legs!!

Interestingly, although I would like to lose about a stone, I have never had as much attention as I am getting at the moment!! The summer of the Statuesque, Amazonian Goddess.. woohooooooo!

hester · 27/06/2011 10:46

Her legs and behind are a very common shape for black women. I know a number of black women (dp included) who are rather appreciative of what Beyonce is doing for curvy thighs Smile

TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 10:53

I think Beyonce has really horrible legs. There is very little shape to them.

JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar · 27/06/2011 11:15

YANBU.

Beyoncé is a Force of Nature.

I am utterly in awe of her.

hester dp and I were discussing last night whether or not she was horrible irl (I possibly wouldn't care because I am so besotted in an utterly heterosexual way). So now I love her even more Grin

hester · 27/06/2011 11:17

It's very pleasing to NOT be disappointed for once, isn't it? Smile

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:17

I love her with more weight, more bounce to the ounce.

DW rolls her eyes at me when she comes on the TV.

TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 11:17

Jay-Z is definitely the 'reacher' in that relationship though.

hester · 27/06/2011 11:17

What does the reacher mean, TobyLerone?

TobyLerone · 27/06/2011 11:19

He's punching above his weight.

She's settling.

I.e. she is far more attractive than him.

There is always a reacher and a settler.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:20

I'd gladly be the reacher in that relationship.

As I am in my own. Grin

hester · 27/06/2011 11:21

oH yes, I see. And yes!

TheCrackFox · 27/06/2011 11:21

I tought she looked amazing last night.

I had to remind DH to stop slobbering.

electra · 27/06/2011 11:21

yanbu

However, the legs I most want are Nadine Coyle's! She is too thin though.

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:23

I want Beyonce's legs. But not in the normal place Grin

missmiss · 27/06/2011 11:26

YABU. Her legs are shapeless - they don't go in at the knee!

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:27

Cracking thighs and calves.

MittzyTheVixen · 27/06/2011 11:30

Grin at TLD... sprouting on the side of your head instead of ears maybe?

Full, luscious thighs are this seasons Must Haves!

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:31

Err no Mitzy, more wrapped around my neck! Grin

I have full luscious thighs. Doubt anyone thinks they are a must have, though.

IdDoAndyMurrayInAHurry · 27/06/2011 11:32

kicking are you less than 5 foot
. Beyonce is about 5ft6 and roughly 9.5 stone ( do you weigh less than 6 stone?)

TechLovingDad · 27/06/2011 11:35

hester have you seen her range of clothing? Not the best styling but the cut and sizes are all for curvy rather than bigger women.

Jeans especially seem to be well cut.

BsshBossh · 27/06/2011 11:37

I thought she looked slimmer than in previous years and I preferred her when she was curvier but she still looks gorgeous (though I admit my first reaction when I switched on the TV and saw her was that she's gone a bit Bet Lynch!).

BsshBossh · 27/06/2011 11:38

Oh, I actually find Jay-Z very attractive, sexy. But I know I may be in the minority on that one. I just think he's got amazing charisma - in a quiet way.

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