To expect my MUM to not pursue the man I am interested in?!

[BupcakesandCunting]

Watching Glastonbury with Mother earlier, Guy Garvey comes on with Elbow. My mum KNOWS I am after him and she then goes "he IS lovely. He's more my age than yours though." I told her that since I saw him first that she could keep her grubby paws off him. Get your own fella, mum. Not on.

This is akin to abuse. I'd ring Childline, or something.

She grew you inside and then expelled you from her uterus.

I feel that gives her first dibs

YABU

What does she think about Jason Orange?

You selfish so and so you've got Jason Orange let your ma have him
Tut tut

Can't you throw her Robson as a distraction while you go after Guy?

Well, at least it wasn't Chris Martin.

Would you throw those curtains wide for him, eh?

eh ?

Guy Garvey looks like Ricky Gervais pretending to be a pop star

you and your mother are bonkers, clearly

he is kinda sweet though

at throw curtains.

Jason is for sexy times. Guy is for cuddles and sweet talk and marriage.

See, that's how it starts, AF - you feel sorry for him, protective, then....

You turn into BupcakesMother!

Bupcakesmother oh no I bet she's a sweetie

Thought you should be packing.

Are you going to be a Seldom Seen Kid next week?

Druckers week after.

[hard stare]

Don't you think she'd be more like Grendel's Mother?

Druckers, Chaos. Me and you.

What did Shaw Watisface used to do on Central news Buppy?

Keep your eyes peeled?

Shaw Taylor.

I was so hoping for a Hotter Than My Daughter style thread.

Sigh.

I've never watched Central News. It's the telly equivalent of The Sun.

Buppy's mom has got it goin on
She's all that I want
And I've waited so long....

Don't try to make out you're a TV snob.

Eggheads, anyone.

Faucking hypocrite.

Question mark.

Eggheads, right, is excellent.

Eggscellent

Bring back Fifteen to One.

ha ha- Thought this was going to be a Jeremy Kyle type thread.

Bugger, I too was hoping for a Jeremy Kylesque thread with bad spelling and shoddy punctuation to boot.

YABU though - Pointless is the best daytime quiz show ever.