To expect my MUM to not pursue the man I am interested in?!

[BupcakesandCunting]

Watching Glastonbury with Mother earlier, Guy Garvey comes on with Elbow. My mum KNOWS I am after him and she then goes "he IS lovely. He's more my age than yours though." I told her that since I saw him first that she could keep her grubby paws off him. Get your own fella, mum. Not on.

LOL I mean.

Going for Gold was the best daytime quiz ever.

Going for Gold was fucking shit.

Chain Letters with Tom o Connor. Brilliant.

Can we all get back to the point? Which is, actually, that Guy Garvey is mine, mine, mine, all miney mine. I thank you.

Sorry.

Mine.

He sends me subliminal messages through the radio to tell me that he loves me.

Why did Going for Gold have contestants from Denmark and Lithuania and shit?

I was only a kid, but even then I could appreciate that they were at a real disadvantage compared to Barry from Birmingham

Capital O.

Apostropheeee.

And Guy is rather nice, and tops musiciany thing, but by, jove, he doesn't half have an accent.

bup in the inerests of family harmony I think neither of you should have him

pass him over here

he'll do til Jared Leto gets here

Dont forget Dale's spuermarket quiz thing,

But I looooooooooooooove him. And my mum doesn't. He says it's all a bit too Greek tragedy round yours, actually.

I lurve Guy's accent. Does anyone remember when Elbow did a cover if Independent Women? I am hoping that Elbow come on stage with Beyonce and do a duet of that!

bups < whispers > you know Guy's accent ?

I have it too

OK Bups, thats it. You're not having my (very new, as of the last half hour when she came on stage) girl crush an' all. Outside now!

Hang on a rockstar-fecking moment.

I didn't say I didn't like his accent.

his accent is pure Bury actually

a distinction that any self-respecting Bury dweller would draw your attention to

the Gallagher brothers are Manc

Some of us have had mothers who have ended up sleeing with their boyfriends, I find your post in bad taste even if you were only joking.

I was 13 when my mum had a six month affair with my then 16 year old boyfriend, was great waking up in the mornings hearing them shagging, and my dad having to leave home.

Bad taste OP.

No it isn't Fabby.

Didn't Shaw Taylor start advertising stripy awnings after retiring from West Midlands Police?

Does she like Mandelson too?????

rats Jared Leto is on his way ???

Unless Jared is up to his usual gimp mask/bondage sex stuff and then I will go home and cuddle up with DH.

Ah bugger off Fabby. You're a whiney old dullard.

Manchester accent/Bury accent = potatoes/potartoes...

< scandalised >

Balls to Guy Garvey. I would do Adam and Joe though, in this order;

Adam
Adam
Adam
then Joe.

When I saw the thread title I thought this might have been "Natasha Giggs - wronged mother of two" finally surfacing. :o