To never do the school run again OMFG!

[droves]

Today i had a really embarrising incident during the school run.

Firstly i must tell you a few facts.

There is a high preportion of dads who do the school run at the local primary school.
Its a long walk from playground pickup point to car park.
We live in a small town , everyone knows dh , and his family.
Gossip is rife , theres not much to do so its a passtime with the locals !
Im a well built girl.

Today was quite warm , and the alarm didnt go off so we were rushing to get out in time.
I grabbed the first thing i could out of the wardrobe ...black strapless maxi dress ,one button short cardi and flat sandles.

Get to school just in time.

Later as school finishes i pick up the DC.
DD4 likes to be carried to car .
so i pick her up , then notice shes forgot her school bag. Carry her back to class , put her down and she gets her bag and walks back to car .

Im getting funny looks from the other mums [confused ...

a few of the dads are also like this ->

Nearly at our car , and a grandad who is waiting in his parked car starts coughing violently , choking on his own laughter and points at me !!!

OMFG THE BOOBS ARE OUT ! DD4 has accidentaly pulled my dress down and i didnt notice !!!!

Short of doing a midnight flit , and praying that no-one ever talks to DH or his family ever again ,im not going to escape this.

So aibu to refuse to ever do the school run again ?

Ive not told dh .
im trying to ignore that its happened as long as possible.

someone will tell him.

See your just the kinda woman we need in these times of austerity .Brilliant.

32f and no bra!

Oh. 32f. Quite er big then... No chance that they didn't notice

On the plus side, you have probably made their weekend!

Those mums were mean not to tell you your bosoms were out.

The first time I visited our new head office (I worked in a regional one) I walked through the whole office from the toilets to the kitchen with my skirt tucked into my knickers. I kept going bright red for the next two day meeting and was mortified. Saw the humour in the end but it took a good year. I ended up using it to counsel my team if they nervous about anything (presentations etc.) because they all agreed it could never be as bad as that! Think yours was worse though, at least I was wearing knickers!

You have cheered me up though. Thank you.

quick question....are you really 32 and do you really have 8 children?

ROFL but droves are you Bupcakeandcuntings under a new name?

4U

I dont think the other mums were mean ...just in .

I think im going to be known as the "boobs out mum"

That poor old grandad has probably got high blood pressure now.

the shame of it

Oh dear, but I can't believe no-one rescued you! Poor you.

You are just going to need to laugh this off. You need to think of some killer way to come out of this seeming fabulous. Unfortunately I don't have any ideas.

geordie , im a 32f , have 8 kids ....5 birth children and 3 step kids , (2 are over 16 now so not really kids anymore ) im 35 .

not bupcakeanscuntings ....used to be drloves

Ahahahaha hahahah hahahahaha

ha ha ha ha ha ahahahahaahahaa hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Sorry I shouldnt laugh really.

You are now boobies out mommy. FOREVER.

You could go back and claim it was some feminist statement / social experiment and they all failed miserably?

Or move.

Respect to you then lady! Although when word gets around the kids will probably disown you

oh dear. Ummm can you have a dramatic colour and cut over the weekend so no-one recognises you?

Do you think people would believe me if i told them my twin sister picked up dc from school that day ?

Should i tell dh ? would it be better coming from me ?

How do you tell your husband that half the town has seen your boobs ?

I forgot to put my boob away one time after breastfeeding ds1.......in public.....

I think you just have to style it out as the new fashion. Repeat on Monday.

I would tell dp, but make out to be really upset.(I would probably cry as I dont do well in social situations with my boobs in)

Emigrate

Hi MrDroves, I had a nightmare today. I had picked dc4 up and when I put her down she must have pulled my dress down. I didn't have a bra on....

Don't say anything else until he speaks then match your next sentence accordingly

"Those mums were mean not to tell you your bosoms were out."

I expect they were rendered speechless.

My ds has done this to me several times at the swinning pool. Fortunately I have always noticed quite quickly!