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to announce that " bend it like Beckham" is the worst film in the world

98 replies

VeraGood · 24/06/2011 15:36

kind of interesting idea - RUINED by keira knightly and her crop top.

AND bad acting.
Interesting that thingy off The good wife is in there - seemingly with a different nose

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PotteringAlong · 24/06/2011 16:38

YABU

Dumb and Dumber is, without doubt, the worst film ever. I quite like Bend it like Beckham!

usualsuspect · 24/06/2011 16:40

I love Dumb and Dumber Grin

LolaRennt · 24/06/2011 16:44

Eh Keira Knightley is in and looking awesome. For that reason alone it is not the worst movie.

And uh, only just about legal eugh

Kalinda · 24/06/2011 16:53

Becarooo, I didn't make it to the end of ER, I stopped watching after Ray's accident. He was a bit creepy, so I'm glad Dr Neela Whiney-Pants ended up with him, serves her right. I wept when the lovely and gentle Dr Gallant married her and then died in action. Mind you, think I'd volunteer to work in a war zone if I had to listen to her moaning all bloody day.

Becaroooo · 24/06/2011 17:00

She really did spoil the last season for me Angry

My sis thinks its good she and Ray ended up together but, I'm sorry....Ray over Simon??? I think not.

Her and Abby...ugh.

LordOfTheFlies · 24/06/2011 17:05

Bad Lieutenant -the original Harvey Kietel version. WTF posessed me to watch it?
Didn't even want to entertain the Nic Cage remake.

Racing Stripes ( a zebra/racehorse)

Spongebob-flipping- Squarepants the Movie

I've never seen Titantic.HahaHeeHee!

VeraGood · 24/06/2011 17:06

KKs CLOTHES in bilb are dire
the disco top
and the leather trousers

yikes
adn her hair
and just her actin ( ooh I already said that)

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dexter73 · 24/06/2011 17:06

Eat, Pray , Love is crap. I only watched it for 1/2 an hour and then sent it back to Lovefilm.

going · 24/06/2011 17:09

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is the worse film ever - never taken recommendations from the friend who recommened that film to me again!

Kalinda · 24/06/2011 17:13

Vera, you need to stop now, I'm having flashbacks.

What about KK in Love Actually? The bit where Egg holds up a board saying "you to me are perfect" or some such nonsense. No, KK, you are less alive than this board I'm holding up. Now please, for the love of all things decent, stop "acting". And take Naggy Nagra with you.

shmoz · 24/06/2011 17:17

Vera, YADBU as clearly the WORST film in the world OF ALL TIME is AI.

As you were.

VeraGood · 24/06/2011 17:19

oh larks i havent even seen that to disagree

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ensure · 24/06/2011 17:19

I give you... Elizabeth 2.
What a crock of shit that film is.
Or, Scary Movie.

Bend it Like Beckham is just an average film!

LordOfTheFlies · 24/06/2011 17:27

There was a film I watched called Taxidermist- TV Times gave it no stars and actually warned what a horrible, dire film it was but I reckoned if someone had seen fit to film it, fund it etc.
It was billed as a dark comedy (had subtitles)
Weird film

Kalinda · 24/06/2011 17:28

I'm sorry, but have any of you seen Sex and the City 2? The only good thing to say about that film is that it had neither Keira Kneightly nor Parmindar Nagra in it.

smokinaces · 24/06/2011 17:44

I hated Burn After Reading. Awful film. I think I put it straight in the bin from the DVD player.

I can watch any of the other films on these posts. None of them stick out as one of my favourites but they all pass the time.

VeraGood · 24/06/2011 17:45

yup
sex and the city bad too
i hated the hangover but thats cos i am old

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GwendolineMaryLacey · 24/06/2011 17:49

No no no, Something about Mary was shite, The Player was total shite and Vanilla Sky was total utter shite. Bend it like Beckham was award winning in comparison to those!

paddypoopants · 24/06/2011 18:06

Love Actually is actually the worst film ever.

BelleDameSansMerci · 24/06/2011 18:18

Kalinda is right - Sex and the City 2 is absolutely the worst film ever made. It has it all - it's vapid, offensive, annoying, stupid and crass. It's not even saved by the fashion. It's just shockingly bad.

LaWeasel · 24/06/2011 18:32

I'm torn - AI is clearly a crock of shit (well, it would have been alright, depressing, but a logical plot, if they ended it when David swan dives into the sea. But no, we have to have another 5 crappy endings. GAH)

I watched Burlesque yesterday. Cher and Christina thingumy are shockingly awful actors. The bit where Christina is giggling over her naked roomie made me want to claw out the rest of my damaged ear bones so I would never hear another fake laugh again.

Also it's just really odd - Burlesque is all about sex, but it's all family friendly plots and rated 12?! Why the fuck did the producers deliberately constructive the script so that it would automatically get a low rating despite clearly being too adult for children.

Becaroooo · 24/06/2011 19:01

Due date with Robert Downey Jnr (whoI adore)

Just awful...didnt last 15 mins with that one........

Pretty much anything with Jack Black in it........

pingu2209 · 24/06/2011 19:06

No. The worst film in the world is Congo, closely followed by Space Truckers.

M0naLisa · 24/06/2011 19:10

No no no the worst film ever has to be

CROSSROADS

Britney Spears Hmm

My sister LOVED it and watched it Daily then turned it up when songs came on!!!!!

I hated babysitting for her when she was at the Britney stage!!!

M0naLisa · 24/06/2011 19:11

Also the worst film me snd DH have seen is

'Monsters'

thought it was just getting into the film and then it finished Hmm

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