to ask y'all to think of the rudest birthday greeting possible for bupcakes?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Happy birthday moi ickle yamyam.

[mild]

Congratulations on the Anniversary of the day your Mother shat you out

Happy Birthday to you
we went to the zoo
we saw a hairy monkey
and thought it was you!

Happy Birthday, you crotch-rotted old bitch

Oooh I feel a bit guilty just typing that

Hope you're having a great day!

hooray it's your birthday
it's time for lots of fun
so roll this card up nice and tight
and stick it up your bum!!

its your birthday, your one year older.
one year wiser.
one year more the world has been blessed with your presence and grace.
shame about the tits though eh.

Your fanny stinks of dick cheese. Many happy returns.

Happy birthday arse-faced hun.

Happy Birthday...another year older and still a bitch :)

seriously read that on a card in a shop once

Jason Orange says he can spare you 4 mins 30 secs between Patience & Rule The World tonight.

Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday cuntychops :o

Happy birthday bupcakes
Now don't you get too pissed
To watch Jason Orange footage
And have one off the wrist
Happy birthday bupcakes
I don't want to offend
If Jason bats for the other side
You can always have Howard's end!

Happy birthday Bupcakes

Don't eat all the birthday cake, as your arse will get fat.

Have a great day though

Happy Birthday bupcakes

keep eating the cake, the fat pushes out your wrinkles

Happy Birthday Bupcakes!

From one old gimmer to another

This thread has lost its path.

Rude, I tell ya, rude.

[cracks whip]

d'ya mean as in filth or just plain rude?

it's your birthday, celebrate well. After all It is another year closer to death

Sorry CTR

Happy birthday Buppy you dirty bitch. Hope you have a fun day being spanked by your DH dressed as Jason Orange.

Happy birthday my dear.
I shagged Jason Orange lastnight and he said I'm better than you

Happy Birthday ...
Anyone who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice.

Happy Birthday...
Remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom and without ugliness there can be no beauty
So the world needs YOU after all!

Happy Birthday...
It's wommen like you that make some blokes gay.

Happy Birthday BubbaHun
Lotza Lurve Hugz n' Stuff
Lol Lol Lol Lol

0 days 0hours 0 mins 30sec since someone sent Bupcake Hugz

Happy Birthday...
Vodafone regrets to inform you that the network has gone down on everyone except you.
No one would go down on you - not even a network