to ask y'all to think of the rudest birthday greeting possible for bupcakes?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

Happy birthday moi ickle yamyam.

[mild]

Happy Birthday Bupcakes, jesus loves you

everyone else thinks you're a cunt

Happy Birthday Bupcakes
Shame you are such a cunt but even cunts have birthdays.
I hope that you don't die before you eat your cake.

happy birfday hun, hope the little ones have give you a cuddlewuddle on your speziale day

Happy birthday Bupcakes ya cunt....

Oooops!, forgot your prezzie-wezzie woo

Many happy returns Buppy, you old fucker.

Eat some fucking cake.

Oh, and here is Jason Orange with YOUR HUBBIE!

I'm not going to give that utter cunt the satisfaction of a rude birthday greeting.

Especially since Mamazon beat me to the "another day closer to death" line

The hauntingly beautiful raddled old hoor will have to make do with a great big hugzzzz hun and be fucking grateful for it.

MotherM.

Chaos has cracked their whip
And in order to obey
I'm wishing you a VERY RUDE and EXTREMELY CRUDE Birthday
I haven't found it easy
To compose this little rhyme
But I'm sure it will come naturally
When you're 69

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUPCAKES - KEEP YOUR CUNTING FLYING

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Happy birthday! You don't know me but I saw your card in the phone box down my road.

Happy Birthday

Hope you got some bukkake icing on your cake.

Er... Happy Birthday, Bupcakes, old thing....

that's as rude as I can be...

Stonking norkage lissie.

Happy Birthday bupcakes

Can't be mean sorry choas

Awww you've done me proud, you wall-eyed auld slackfannies.

Happy birthday cunt

I made you a cake
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Happy Cockmastering Birthday.

Buppy, just got in, sorry, shift from hell. Just wanted to wish you a happy birthday and hope yer raddled awd flaps got some birthday action, would offer you a birthday drink but guessin both sets o lips are rubbed raw. T'would only sting so i shall drink your good health instead. Happy belated birthday cunting, the world is a better place for having you in it. Slainte!

Can't think of anything witty AND rude to say but just wanted to say happy birthday bupcakes and this thread is hilarious :)