To call you all a bunch of poo heads

[thefirstMrsDeVere]

I was going to say fuckers but I know some posters dont like rude thread titles and I am very nice and kind.

Please, Please, Please do me a huge favour.

I have no will power and no life so consquently spend every evening on mumsnet.

Really really really got to get back on track with my studies and just cant do both. I am deactivating my FB account for a while to.

I reckon I need two weeks. Will you give them to me by not allowing my sorry arse to post on this damn forum for TWO WHOLE WEEKS?

I have had some sucess with 48 hour bans but this has to be much longer or I am fecked.

I need this help because I am needy.

PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEE.

I know there are some of you feckers who will depise me for my weakness but thats all the more reason to be helpful.

It could be some sort of social experiement AND you can say 'I was part of that' when I finally graduate.

What do you say?

(I have to hang around for a bit now to read your answers so maybe 7.30 could be the cut off point)

When is two weeks away anyhow - dont have my diary on me.

Oh, oh. Me too! I have SO much work to do, but just can't rip myself away. Want to make a pact? If I see you I'll tell you off and can you do the same for me?

And no covert lurking/ namechanging.

What can I do to help? :)

I stopped from January to late May to finish a degree and it was worth it. Best of British to you, you ol' poo head.
You too Tortu

Mrs DeVere
In the nicest sense clear off and we'll see you in a fortnight
It's no good asking me to police you though as my brain is like a shriveled gnats testicle and I will forget you aren't supposed to be posting

I'm getting cold sweats just thinking about it. Couldn't you try to limit yourself to one hour per day? Two weeks is a punishment.

Oh, and don't look, check in-boxes or anything. STAY AWAY. if you tweet or FB I'd be staying off that too.
You can live without them all for 2 weeks, you'll regret it for a lot longer if you slack off at the last minute.

NO it has to be all or nothing. OH works evenings so I have free reign to MN all bloody night with no complaints! I have to do this.

Interesting to hear that sue. Its got to be done innit?

tortu sod off then NO namechanging thats cheating.

Iembarrassed you can help by constantly monitoring all the boards just in case I pop up

reality great that gives me a clear run to my birthday on the 10th so I can spend a guilt free week getting spray tanned and buffed without worrying about all the work I havent done - cos I would have done it YAY!

Mrssnaplegs the image of a shrivelled gnats nuts is almost enough to see me off in itself!

You can mail HQ and ask them to ban your IP temporarily.

Is that true, BitOfFun? If so I will do it!

Gasp! You go TOO far BOF

They can! I asked them to do it for me once. Ended up unplugging my router and resetting my IP address within two days.

Put a tea towel over the monitor

For some reason if I cant make eye contact with my computer I'm not tempted to log on

You do realise that if you substituted 'Blue WKD', 'Crack Cocaine' or 'Sherbet Dib Dabs' for Mnet and we were talking about you all being unable to do without them for two days or two weeks, we would be saying you Had Problems? Mmmhmmm?

TFMDV very sound thinking. good luck with the OU thing,

my dad only got through an OU couse by my mum physically forcing him to sit at the computer and do it. and rewarding him with cider after a inimum of two hours study...

possibly dangle smirnoff Ice over computer?

also: why not tell your anti-virus software to blank this site?

If that's the case Hello my name is HowlingBitch and I am a MN addict.

EGGY! just pm'd you, you must have ESP or sumfink

If there is any dangling of Smirnoff Ice I doubt much work would get done.

Maybe a H&M gift voucher or the promise of some lush fabric and some new thread.........

Eeeek only 20 mins to go......

Well done HB, that's the first step

Oy sod off!

You still here, there is a door over there you know!

I have 14 mins left Chaz!

la la la la la laaaaaaa

I'm keeping an eye on the time...

9 mins......

so we'll see you in about 5 days then?

NO two weeks you big meany.

I will show you all!

Go on then I dare you .........

Stock up on the and

And good luck