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To call you all a bunch of poo heads

52 replies

thefirstMrsDeVere · 18/06/2011 18:42

I was going to say fuckers but I know some posters dont like rude thread titles and I am very nice and kind.

Please, Please, Please do me a huge favour.

I have no will power and no life so consquently spend every evening on mumsnet.

Really really really got to get back on track with my studies and just cant do both. I am deactivating my FB account for a while to.

I reckon I need two weeks. Will you give them to me by not allowing my sorry arse to post on this damn forum for TWO WHOLE WEEKS?

I have had some sucess with 48 hour bans but this has to be much longer or I am fecked.

I need this help because I am needy.

PLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEEEE.

I know there are some of you feckers who will depise me for my weakness but thats all the more reason to be helpful.

It could be some sort of social experiement AND you can say 'I was part of that' when I finally graduate.

What do you say?

(I have to hang around for a bit now to read your answers so maybe 7.30 could be the cut off point)

When is two weeks away anyhow - dont have my diary on me.

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veritythebrave · 18/06/2011 19:26

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Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 19:29

I'll send you a picture of my DH hairy ass, pin it on your moniter this will deter you going near it for 2 weeks. If you have no willpower I'll just send you one of my spotty ass :)
Have a great Hols

thefirstMrsDeVere · 18/06/2011 19:30

Show off Grin

Its time

I am fading.........fading away...............so weak...must...log.....off....

.............................................

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Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 19:32

Stay stay stayyyyyy :) you know you can't stay away

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 19:33

I give Mrsdevere a day and she will be back

Psammead · 18/06/2011 19:37

We have to be strong for her.

happymole · 18/06/2011 19:38

STEP AWAY FROM COMPUTER AND LOG OFF MRSDV!!!!!!!!

BelleDameSansMerci · 18/06/2011 19:42

I'll miss her though Sad

[selfish me emoticon]

happymole · 18/06/2011 19:48

Me too Belle Sad

MrsSnaplegs · 18/06/2011 20:14

Right now she's gone can we talk about herGrin

That MrsDV she's a great laugh and we'll miss her Wink

SecretNutellaFix · 18/06/2011 20:21

She'll be back by Thursday.

MrsSnaplegs · 18/06/2011 20:41

If we're having a sweepstake I say late Wednesday nightGrin

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 21:45

Tuesday afternoon

Happymm · 18/06/2011 21:49

Monday morning...:o

iEmbarassedMyself · 18/06/2011 21:58

Sunday night!

PinotsKittens · 18/06/2011 22:22

Bet she's lurking until this thread dies...

MrsSnaplegs · 18/06/2011 22:53

Pinotskittens
Then we must keep it alive I tell you ! Grin

BelleDameSansMerci · 19/06/2011 09:18

Is she back yet?

MrsSnaplegs · 19/06/2011 19:13

Not unless she's reading and not postingWink just in case

Oy Mrsdevere get back to work we caught you Grin

MrsSnaplegs · 21/06/2011 16:20

Has anyone seen her Grin?

BelleDameSansMerci · 21/06/2011 18:26

Not even a glimpse (although I haven't been on much) Smile

SecretNutellaFix · 21/06/2011 18:34

bet she's name changed!

KatieScarlett2833 · 21/06/2011 18:39

Why can't she do the "Mumsnet as Reward" method I used for the past 3 years

500 words = 1 hour Mumsnet Pass

It was the only thing that saw me through.....

PregolaLola · 21/06/2011 18:47

she'll be like an ultra lurker or something haha!

MrsSnaplegs · 03/07/2011 18:25

Wow that 2 weeks has flown! What have you missed? Wink

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