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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
PregolaLola · 18/06/2011 10:41

luvvinlife- shame she doesnt feel the same about soap.

luvvinlife · 18/06/2011 10:45

But at least I wasn't put up the duff by a transvestite

PregolaLola · 18/06/2011 11:11

put up the duff?, shame about that what with the state of the spelling in your name, could it be that you are infact a NETMUM

luvvinlife · 18/06/2011 11:15

NETMUM !!....That was below the belt Angry

TiggyD · 18/06/2011 11:25

This is you typing this is: "ioo acfjisa djjio kjduidaiudasuihu f98wfehu"

luvvinlife · 18/06/2011 11:37

At least I'm not named after a poxy cat that uses its tail as a pogo stick.

TiggyD · 18/06/2011 12:02

You spell like a Chav Luvvvvvvinlife!

PregolaLola · 18/06/2011 12:21

hey tiggy, at least she's happy and luvvinlife, aint you the only tigger there is?

cant blame them for topping themselves really

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 14:09

Well tiggy she may spell like a Chav but your are the number1 Chav. No run along (well wobble) as they are having a BOGOF on White lightening

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nickelbabe · 18/06/2011 15:05

you'd know, of course, because that's what you weaned your children on.

(at least, i think they're children - they're too feral for me to be sure)

TiggyD · 18/06/2011 15:36

I don't drink and I'm Tiggy not Tigger. It's a dead posh name.

Nickelbabe, isn't a nickel about 5p in English money? You've raised your prices again?

AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 15:53

what's that Tiggy? "D minus"? yeah, about right.

BeerTricksPotter · 18/06/2011 15:54

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MittzyTheVixen · 18/06/2011 16:13

You here to nick everyone's pint dregs and scrabble on the floor for nub-ends again BTP you lush?

BeerTricksPotter · 18/06/2011 16:19

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AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 16:33

a 'trick' spotter, for beer.

shags anyone for a tin of Kestrel.

figures.

TiggyD · 18/06/2011 18:42

You couldn't run a whelk stall!

(Believe it or not, that was a put-down that has just been used on another forum I'm on.)

BeerTricksPotter · 18/06/2011 18:46

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AwesomePan · 18/06/2011 19:51
Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 19:54

Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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rimmerfleadick · 18/06/2011 20:19

why didn't your mother do us all a favour and swallowed

Suncottage · 18/06/2011 21:27

Look what happens when cousins fuck!

milliemae · 18/06/2011 22:16

Some Cottaging - isn't that where Labour MPs (male type) shag each other in public lavatories on Hampstead Heath (If this is lost on you, google Tom Driberg)

ShellyBoobs · 18/06/2011 22:27

milliemae what?

Millie Mae let anyone shag her?

milliemae · 18/06/2011 22:34

Poor dear Shelley Boo Boo - that's not an insult, that's a compliment. Last one to shag you was blind but still wore a back-to-front balaclava then shot itself just to be on the safe side. Get a grip of ya'self!

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