AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

[Pumpernickel10]

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

Liz Jones ? Really ? So I'm guessing that you had more than 'just' a facelift in May the Corny, coz you didn't look much like her the xmas party, when I met you then !!

Oblomov?
obvious answers more like.
you wouldn't knwo what a facelift was if it hit you in the face!
(oh! it already has!)

Oblomov wants Bono to be her sun-bespectacled annoying sex slave leprachaun.

Bellend- what was that when your finished with your threesome between him and jimmy carr?
oh, forgot they chucked you i heard theyre involved with liz jones now.....

Oh, how clever. Did your husband, Richard Littlejohn, give you that line?

did your husband give you that line?

Did your husband give you that rash?

no, yours did.

I've been waiting for you to come back on.

that makes less sense than your mum.

I heard Frankie Boyle gets all his stand up material from your life

i heard Jeremy kyle turned you down from the show for being too chav.

pumpernickel has frankie boyles child, apparently she named it chiniqaliaquessha- marie-pridehopefaith-popma-boyle

I only had his child as your fanny was that loose he could'nt feel anything

I was his best shag to date

god, i didn't realise he'd been a virgin before he shagged you!

Knobcheese

is your favourite dinner

Your mum puts knobcheese on your macaroni. And it's from your dad's knob.

your mum doesn't even know how to make macroni.
and at least my dad can make knobcheese.
you were adopted.

You were adopted by wolves and you still walk around on all fours. They call you Manky Mowgli.

Netmummer

I heard Bernard Manning disowned you as his daughter as you was so ugly

You're routinely mistaken for Bernard Manning when you go down the shops.

nickelbabe? really who told YOU you were a babe, i think chances are there was a small pig resemblance noticed.

that'll do pig, that'll do