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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

685 replies

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

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Pumpernickel10 · 17/06/2011 19:04

bear you look like a dried up old tampon

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Pumpernickel10 · 17/06/2011 19:06

My dogs are maulting want me to scoop up the hair to put on your bald patch?

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Nullius · 17/06/2011 19:11

Preg Bus?! Hmm Do I fuck travel by bus.

Maybe if you had less brats you could afford a car like me :)

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 19:12

aka i haven't swept in a month im looking for an excuse

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 19:16

nullius- i bet you have an unneutered cat. a dog who jumps up at people and you empty fll litter trays on peoples babies. SCUM

dearprudence · 17/06/2011 19:16

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 19:20

do you call yourself a prude when realistically your partner just doesnt want to sleep with you ?

Nullius · 17/06/2011 19:23

Preg - I dont get it, whats wrong with my cat and litter tray emptying on babies? Hmm

No dog though. He drowned himself when he heard you were coming to visit.

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 19:34

alright nulliusasauras judging by that figure !

MittzyTheVixen · 17/06/2011 20:01

I just watched a group of women pull a traction engine up a steep hill.... I am sure they would be happy to haul you off the sofa nullius.

Nullius · 17/06/2011 20:04

Why, is being stuck to a sofa something you are familiar with?

Well yes I suppose it would be, what with all that spunk left by your husband, wanking over BabesChatSlags because he cant bear to sleep with you.

MittzyTheVixen · 17/06/2011 20:11

He's more of a man that that eunuch you call a husband dearie.

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 20:21

oh mittzy dont fool yourself into thinking you ACTUALLY have a bloke.

MittzyTheVixen · 17/06/2011 20:47

Well, I've had yours Pregola.

allbie · 17/06/2011 20:57

MittzyTheSlag more like.

PregolaLola · 17/06/2011 21:39

no, he has this thing were he cant get it up for ugly tarts, only for my beautiful self

allbie- well allbie damned if your not a dog!

FunnysInTheGarden · 17/06/2011 22:31

FFS Lola are you still posting here? You are one sad fuck

ItsNotRocketSurgery · 17/06/2011 22:33

Hate to break it to you, but while you may be in the garden you're not that funny.

FunnysInTheGarden · 17/06/2011 22:41

You're right, Its not Rocket Surgery, you'd be far better off concentrating on those nice little sums your SN teacher has asked you to try to complete before the end of the day.

nickelbabe · 18/06/2011 09:46

Funnysinthegarden.

is that because you can't bear to see someone who can do what you can't?
(make someone laugh)

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 09:56

Haven't you got a house to haunt tonight you freak

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nickelbabe · 18/06/2011 09:57

name stealer

PregolaLola · 18/06/2011 10:17

FUCK YOU FANNY!

nickelbabe- WHORE.

(this thread is addictive)

Pumpernickel10 · 18/06/2011 10:20

Fuck off nickel
I only stole my name from my hamster
You are neither a babe or charge a nickel you give services for freeabd ger preggers by as many as you can to claim CSA. Your cunt is that baggy its one of the wonders of the world and can be seen from space

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luvvinlife · 18/06/2011 10:32

....named after a cheap whore..10c a shag to pump her nickel

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