AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

[Pumpernickel10]

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

Yeah well Pregola, people in glass houses... We all know you're the image of John McCririck in a hot pink velour trakkie.

See that brown stuff steaming out of the back of that pig?

That's your mum, that is.

And you're so thick you're in training to be a crash test dummy

... Says the person who can't even spell "Dagger" correctly in their name ;)

Do you bore for Team GB or just for England?

nicely articulated, please, have you ever noticed the correlation between your bust size and your iq ?

You're so vain I bet you think this post is about you

hilarious doll, so's your face

Your ears are so big that your parents use you as a satellite dish.

hey atleast we can get sky your so broke your favourite brand is CLEARANCE

you can get sky as in, you think the actual sky is television.

cos it's all you can see fro myour cardboard box?

ooh that was a great one nickel, get it from your dog shit forgot he was last
nights dinner
rip rover it sucks being skint!

Your so poor you go to KFC to lick other people's fingers

doll the magicians association called, they are trying desperately to come up with a way to make you disappear.

think you'd look better with your head chopped off.

nickelbabe there are just 2 things I dislike about you - your faces

the world would be such a lovely place if you weren't in it.

odd smell about, nickelbabe no doubt.............

ooh, i have to repeat an insult i did earlier

it's cos i just farted in your face.

(oh i have no imagination)

Need to change your knickers now nickelbabe ?

nah, mine are big enough to hold it.

(oh dear god, why am i insulting myself ??? )

Alzeihmers kickIng in again eh?

well at least i've got abrain to deteriorate

ive heard you pet hamster threw himself under hes mates wheel 'cause he couldnt look at the state that fed him everyday

makes a change from it being up your arse prego