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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:28

garlic maybe you can lend her some of your unused tenna lady

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:29

Oops, I forgot. Bob's the bottom-feeder.

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:29

Only got used ones, spook. I hang 'em out to dry.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:30

no csa no i got a goat see

but we gotta do Kyle and Maury first DNA and double lie detector

NB not goatsee

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:30

BOB - sounding suspiciously like my ex. Which is why he's my ex.

Lola - as much as it pains me, it's a good one.

Garlic if only - my pelvic floor is in top form. But piss or no piss, the garlic haze that surrounds you is a tad too much..

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:30

No, do you still go see yours when they are on Jeremy Kyle?

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:30

we should change bobs name to rimmer

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:31

what do you mean unused she REuses one to spare spook none to spare

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:32

nowt wrong with being a catfish just look at them ticklers

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:32

I have to use all this garlic, Rock, it keeps the likes of you away.

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:32

Boom! Boom! pregola Grin

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:32

ummmmmmmmmmmm huh?

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:33

no probs spooks just need my caving gear first and leave a note with mountain rescue

Pot holers r uz

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:34

I am a garlic fiend though, I must confess. I'd grate it into my muesli if I bothered with muesli

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:34

is this still going? I am in a FOUL mood. spooks you are an utter cunt..........talk about pa

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:34

you are all Total fooooooooooooooooooools

i think bob is a perv, total perv i mean why would a MAN be on mumsnet ridiculous!
such a perv hes sooooooooooooooo using mumsnet as a dating agency
he tried to slip his hand up my wizard sleeve the other day on chat

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:36

oi rock like your ex i;m properly insulted now

i thought i was unique.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:36

funnys fanny spills over into the fecking garden !

BrainSurgeon · 16/06/2011 22:36

You're all nutters

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:37

You wish Lola even Bob wouldn't want your wizard sleeve

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:38

you like it though lola dont deny it i saw that flush on your cheeks,
and the warts and crows feet, blackheads and foundation line

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:38

rock, you dont need to be telling us about your garlic issues

insight....... peeeeeeeeeeeyuuuuuuuuuuuw

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:39

oooh fight over me now

result.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:40

slobby, Sad i thought you noticed the hairy mole
i felt special

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:40

so funnys how is your garden unkempt no doubt

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