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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:40

Bob your missing the point, were not fighting over who gets you, were deciding who's standards are low enough and no ones are...

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:41

haah imagine
''hes my messy man with a miniscule penis, and i looooooove him''

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:44

Oi, my garden is immaculate (when I can see it) and pregola how fucking dare you. You enormous whale of a woman.

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:46

and Bob hows your garden, stinky malinky no doubt you arse biscuit

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:46

I'm sure your garden is immaculately pruned but I have heard you have wildlife

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:47

I keep reading fannysinthegarden, I think it sounds better too.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:47

main the fucking harpoons,

MrsT no you miss the point you need to have standards in the first place
yo may find yours in that empty gin bottle

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:48

Twinks I have a rare kind of hedgehog lodging within. What of it? Honestly you are all soooo pc

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:49

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:49

quick poll. funny should change to fanny NOW

bob should change to rimmerfleadick NOW

agreed?

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:49

Bob - isn't insulting the aim of the thread? And, yes, consider the above reference the ultimate insult Grin

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:50

so funny is that how you get more pricks that a hedgehog then

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:50

Bob how dare you!! My mil drinks gin, I drink whiskey like any self respecting celt

Hell yeah name changes

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:51

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FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:52

that a hedgehog Bob, which one is that then. And yes ahem I do have a Funnys like a bucket as it 'appens.......

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:52

[hands funny a mirror and a weed wacker]

FunnysInTheGarden · 16/06/2011 22:54

ta love, much needed. Bloody hell it's a JUNGLE in here........

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:54

I'll have a P please Bob

Roffle.

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:55

If it's a jungle beware of cannibals

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:55

Well then Looks like we will do it for you FANNY

from now on i declare that Funny shall be known only as Fanny
anyone calling her otherwise will be beheaded
[think about that as the only fella bob]

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:55

man eating cannibals

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:56

Lola, does that mean bob gets two chances and we get one. No fair!!!

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:59

jeez golden showers things you have to do to keep a faintheart happy

I would name change

cant rember which mail account i registered with

is it against MN rules to have multiple accounts

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 23:05

Everyone ignore bob until he namechanges

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 23:06

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