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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:15

Anyone else notice a bum obsession with bob. Methinks he protests too much. It's you who'd like alittle anal penetration yes?

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:15

pump, why dont you relax youlook DREADFUL

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:16

ok lola anything but tha,t anything,

makes tactical withdrawl fucking wizard sleeves

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 22:16

chaos you ain't got piss flaps you've got puss flaps as they are infested

OP posts:
SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:17

ok MrsT only if we share a double ender

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 22:17

Insult away bottles

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o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:17

Thank you pumpernickel.

And, if they made Shameless after me, they got inspiration for Alien from you.

And Bob, enough with the Maggots! You must have something else up your wizzards sleeve?

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:18

I'd rather fuck George bush thanks. At least the sun would pay me. I have standards WinkGrin

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:18

just get stuck in rock the waters fine

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:18

xposted with wizzards sleeves. What are the chances? Pfft.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:19

bobs clearly not getting any, anal or watermelon.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:19

standard!!!!s you fucking wail subscriber you,

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:20

I will when I've stopped pissing myself reading the whole thread properly. I like a good bit of abuse Grin

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:21

faint - x-posts with wizard sleeves are inevitable when your around

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:21

faint since when did a bloke have a cunt.

we may be cunts not me of course

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:22

dumps anyfule anal leakage is sooo overrated

hellooooo rock

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:24

YOu might think you're not Bob but how do we really know.....

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:25

so rock hmmm

white with 2, you can then iron the mail, and i'll watch the footie in the study
BJ at half time.

deal

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:25

Rock- might i recommend my chubacka comment for a good laugh further upthread
not one to blow my own horn but TOOT

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:25

err good point rock

and i thought i was doing so well

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:26

Finished pissing yourself, Rock? Oh, I forgot, your wee comes out any old time, doesn't it? I'm still scrubbing the piss smell out of the chair you sat on.

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:27

Ah Lola, ego the size of mars. Shame the same is said about her fanny

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:27

bob- i want my csa i reckon the one who cant decide is yours- that twig has to be good for something

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:28

i knew garlic was an old scubber

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 22:28

MrsT!

So do you still send money home to your family on the sea bed?