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Original poster

AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:03

A maggot? Your being kind. It's more like a flea

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:03

I was wondering what should be my first comment as a newbie (c'mon, everyone hates a fucking newbie) and thought, yeah, why not.

I just need a good insult for CTR now.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:03

Mrs T its only small cos it has to play in fucking Westmister abbey

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:04

Oh not just a newbie, a bloody slow newbie.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:04

oh chaos here just for you - you are a smelly ugly rotten looking fish mouthed fish scented prick
anytime bebz x

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:04

Faint hearted stop being such a wimpy little bitch and get your claws out

(good enough Wink )

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 22:05

are we on to donkeys now, but bob would be a mule though.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:05

lola would you care any maggot on a pole so i hear

ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/06/2011 22:06

Well preggers, you soft showgirl, I can honestly see why the milk's curdled in your house.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:07

faint

I;ll make you faint- behold the maggot you slag

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:08

mules are cuter than donkeys - fact

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:08

bob, aka tony-von-midgetdick

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:09

Spook of course he's a mule, he's incapable of breeding

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:09

that was fucking shite chaos an i thought you were fiesty bird

bit gamey but still

o0FaintHearted0o · 16/06/2011 22:09

SlobbyBob, is that the best you can do? It's 'you shlaaag'. Everyone knows that.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:10

at least i dont have fucking gay cavies

Original poster
Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 22:10

Welcome faint

OP posts:
ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/06/2011 22:10

botheration bob you slobbery snake.

Are those lips real or made from spitting image rejects?

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:11

you only say it like that when your mouth is full

maggot breath

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:12

My girl likes other girls, why not. Its obviously cos men are so shite Wink

Original poster
Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 22:12

And faint I hear they made shameless after you

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:14

bob back off or well drench you in mooncup residue and slather you with sanitary towels,

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:14

are you calling me a muppet chaos you then are a puppet
where did my hand go yeah up you slaggy arse

Original poster
Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 22:14

I ain't going down on you twink it would be like an amazon rain forest down there.

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 16/06/2011 22:15

Comes in waaaaaay too late. I suppose it's too late to play as well?

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