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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

685 replies

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:48

pump- just go.............

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:49

Go where?
Have I offended you?

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:50

I'm sorry if I did :(
Yes I'm being sincere

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SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:51

that'll come out with a bit of pledge and a duster

AnyFuleKno · 16/06/2011 21:51

you lot are funny as flip

I'm off now, just a word of advice; washing your fanny with coke after sex is not a reliable form of contraception.

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:52

Yes well, if you go, don't take any more pictures of your fanny. Get your DH, Jeremy Clarkson, to do it instead.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:52

you know you didnt just offend me you offended my redhaired kid, my black kid, my blonde kid my italian boy my girl whos chinese or maybe japenese the little one whose not sure yet and the one i will conceive soon...

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 21:53

When will people learn, dont look at the links GrinWink

we all know how scary these guys look but that's inbreeding for you Wink

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:55

Pump really not impressed

You must have a better match,com profile pic

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:55

Right then you ugly bunch of bastards. I'm going to bed. With your husbands. Don't shit your beds!

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:56

And Lola is breeding the whole united nations

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SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:56

lola another maury returnee i see

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:57

shit. what about pepsi though.... not even pepsi ?

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:57

slobby I nicked your picture, hope you don't mind the blue tinge goes with your eyes

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SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:57

fucking am i the invisible man

should i nam change bobisafuckingbloke

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 21:58

I wouldn't worry Lola, I hear you smell so bad the sperm swim away

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:58

No belle I'll just get my DH to shit on you he's know as the scat man.

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 16/06/2011 21:58

Can I still playay?

[wheedles]

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:58

close pump, give it a few more weeks as their green

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:59

bob is a dokey

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:00

ooh look a fucking lightweight.

i bet you minesweep too

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 22:00

Bob we forget your a bloke cos your penis is so tiny. Deal with it

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:01

yes a dokey a new breed of donkey NOT a spelling mistake

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 22:02

dokey is that street for hung like a donkey

tell you what i#ll met you at argos and treat you to some liz duke and a fucking convoy of buggies

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 22:02

mrs twinks agreed !!!!!!!!!!

'bob has a maggot'