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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:33

oi lola thats bruvver bob too you.

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:34

twinks, yeah or trunks, judging buy those goorilla smotherers you call thighs

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:34

how did you get pg you can tell what a man is, cant you

AnyFuleKno · 16/06/2011 21:34

widdecombe is my sexy younger sister.

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:34

(Oh, but this is the best thread EVER. I was BORN to insult people.)

At least I was born. Unlike Pumpernickel, who grew from an amoeba in a sewer.

Hey Pregola... Are you excited about your appearance on Jeremy Kyle tomorrow morning?

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:35

sloppy you spent more than a fecking hour on here
Now close your legs I can smell your from here, soap should be your best friend your crab infested bint

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AnyFuleKno · 16/06/2011 21:36

slobbybob thinks you can get three wears out of a thong, double if you turn it inside out.

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:36

Least I wasn't born in a crack den belle

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:36

yeah generally there not slobby, or called bob

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:36

Slobby's busy getting off to old episodes of Embarassing Bodies. She like some pus, mmmm yeah.

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:38

No slobby re uses tampons until they infest and maggots start growing in there

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SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:38

stalker

PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:38

cant wait belle., you deffo cummin doe bbz?

AnyFuleKno · 16/06/2011 21:39

pumpernickel10 rejected 9 boring names before she chose that one...guess what they were

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:39

Pumpernickel, you call your loved ones "hun"

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:40

Oh Pregola, I wanted to, but there wasn't any room in the studio for audience as it was too full of potential fathers of your kids...

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:41

look my arse is clean lola checked it before said summat about me piles doing a passable impersonation of eric and ernie.

dammm she's wierd

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 21:41

I did wonder why you meantioned maggots tasting good pumpernickel. Didn't realise u and slobby were that close

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 21:42

Belle true dat whiasper has it she's guesting on Maury

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:42

Lola you look stunning here
www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/49471.jpg

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:45

Pump if you wanted to insult me you should of picked a BAD picture

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:45

belle I heard they named blue waffle after you
www.documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f149/219686d1288031850-blue-waffle-infection-really-gross-bw.jpg

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Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 21:46

I feel fecking sick now I've reached an all time low

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PregolaLola · 16/06/2011 21:47

MAS KIDZ NOE HU DER Dad Iz CZ deY all lookz lyk him init ?!

BelleEnd · 16/06/2011 21:47

OH MY GOD. Shock

(Pumpernick is secretly turned on by that picture.)