Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

685 replies

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 19:54

Migrating - Grin

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:54

you wan 5 dolla

Animation · 16/06/2011 19:55

Can we just slow it down a bit - I'm getting tired.

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:55

oh baby i am at least a 10

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:56

dont fucking lie

14 top 16 bottom

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 19:57

where as you're so uptight you dont need tampons

Animation · 16/06/2011 19:57
SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:58

Animation a stud what can i say Grin

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:58

actually its 18 all the way

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 19:58

yes please slow down... some people need a full 5 minutes load up time on their brains

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:59

do you still love nature considering what it did to you?

milliemae · 16/06/2011 19:59

Go to any decent porn site (Get DH / DP / DS1 to advise), search for "Twinks" and you'll see that MrsT has definite issues....

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 20:00

see... your brains are all still on the windows loading screen im guessing

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 20:02

you know.. in all seriousness it is my guinea pig, but im very very worried about how perverted you all are to know that Grin or are you lot all into that stuff and thats how you know .. huh... admit it go on...

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 20:03

spooks my dh thinks ive developed some sort of seizure as i keep burst out laughing at you... you do realise youir webcam is on right?? [girin]

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 20:04

wtf is a decent porn site

tell me tell me (king julian)

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 20:04

you've got one perverted guinea pig...

Animation · 16/06/2011 20:04

AgentZigzag had a ploughman's lunch the other day, He wasn't very happy.

AnyFuleKno · 16/06/2011 20:05

every 10 minutes an internet user is taken in by a scam email which they open thinking it contains sex pictures of celebrities but actually contains a virus capable of making all their posts to mumsnet appear as inane dribblings of nonsense.

That internet user is Mrs Twinks

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 20:05

I er.... a fiend told me ok

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 20:05

oh dear god, you're back....I'd hoped you'd gone.

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 20:07

'fiend'!!!

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 20:07

coconuts.. we've tried to get her therapy but shes having none of it ;)

at least opening them isnt my only form of sex life AnyFuleKno :)

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 20:08

did he twirl his black moustache and wear a black cape?

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 20:09

fine i'll fuck off and have a posh wank then

I felt alive, care free, empoweeered,

then some twat insults me