AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

[Pumpernickel10]

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

Course he wore a black cape & triwled his moustache. While doing unspeakable things with MrsT's guinea pig. Which it enjoyed so much, it squeaked!

Bob, your idea of a posh wank is in a sheet of bog roll while scoffing a McD's.

nobber they wheek

bob.. if your worried about twats insulting you, stop talking to yourself

Nah - weak that one - sorry.

triwled??? Is that a gardening term?

only if you take my order garlic

nutter, that burger after the wank...... is your sunday lunch, that is!!

Would Sir Bob like mayonnaise with that?

i'm trying i really am, even used mind bleach on the twinky cavies

Yeah, but at least I get a Sunday lunch. Better than a gobful of nothing, like in your house.

whoooa i've pulled. must be the garlic to have such thick fanny batter garlic

and instead you used it on yourself???

twink i would like to see things from you point of view i really would but i am having trouble getting my head that far up my ass, it must take some real practice and a lot of lube. [waves to twinks dh]

enjoy your wank burger nutter

spooks. shhhh I've heard effiel tower mentioned, you didnt hear it from me ok

so these coconuts are they flying south.

Yeah, but you had the ploughman animation - batting above your station there?

jeez, my dog's just farted and it STILL smells better than you lot

you know thats his way of trying to make you leave right? not even your dog can stand to be in the same room as you

Whoa wait a minute - CheerMum - hold on a bit there!

t-u-m-b-e-l-w-e-e-d.