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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

685 replies

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:35

you did A come ere left me give you a gold star Grin

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:36

you dont coconuts cos your soooooooooooooooooooo easy,

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 19:38

speaking from experiance there bob?

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 19:39

more than you'll ever have Twinks Wink

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:41

I wish Mrs T. motorboating coconuts is a.....

Anyway the amaizin spooks diet - lose 2 lbs in 5 minutes Grin

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 19:42

yeah well im surprised you arent open to articulated lorries the amount of traffic that rides you

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:43

anyone who told the poster above to be themselves could not have given them any worst advice than that i think.

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:43

pmsl

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 19:44

yeah Bob, you smell like you have too

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:48

bob were your parents siblings?

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:48

you like

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:49

dunno spooks i need to check with my uncle

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 19:49

Just coz your balls is hangin' by your knees, old man, you don't get to call 'em coconuts. And they haven't migrated, they've SAGGED!

CheerMum · 16/06/2011 19:50

garlicnutter is actually a moderator on netmums and spends her days putting over all the swear words AND she has a sparkly signature thingy AND she calls everyone "hun" in RL

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 19:50

Fuck me, hun, you swore you'd never out me Angry

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:51

coconuts is a bloke. funk me i've turned

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:51

for research purposes as an outsider what do you think of the human race?

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:51

gasp cheer that was harsh!!!!!!!

MigratingCoconuts · 16/06/2011 19:52

i dunno...can you point me in the direction of some?

SlobbyBOB · 16/06/2011 19:52

and babe dont forget babe.

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 19:52

TRAITOR! And you wear so much polyester, you make sparks when you walk on astroturf.

Animation · 16/06/2011 19:52

< Grinpassive-aggressively>

CheerMum · 16/06/2011 19:52

I've actually spent all afternoon trying to come up with a good insult and that is the best i can do - i'm not very good at it Blush sad, i know

garlicnutter · 16/06/2011 19:53

Oh my golly gosh, you're all too fast for me!

And loose.

spookshowangel · 16/06/2011 19:53

bob you are sooooo good at sex now, all you need is a partner and for the carpal tunnel to clear up.