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AIBU to want to insult the poster above, those easily offended please do not post :)

685 replies

Pumpernickel10 · 16/06/2011 16:37

A little bit of idiotic fun for a crappy thursday evening.
Insult the poster above starting with me :)
Those that are easily offended please don't take part.
Many thanks for your cooperation

OP posts:
StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2011 16:39

Pumpernickel is too stupid to realise that some of us have our threads permently flipped, so I am insulting the poster below

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:39

(this could be fun Wink )

your name is shit - it looks like you're trying to be me
Shock

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:39

oh, SPB, you''re a cross-posting fucker!

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 16:40

nickelbabe why the name? is that your going rate??

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 16/06/2011 16:41

Nickelbabe nickel makes my ears itch I'm allergic so I find your name offensive.

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:41

(only one please!)

AgentZigzag · 16/06/2011 16:42

Does it have to be pink fuckmepink, it's just so girlie.

Fimbo · 16/06/2011 16:42

I really do not wanto fuckyoupinkandcallyouRosie. Why would I?

tiredlady · 16/06/2011 16:42

Mrs Twinks???
Mrs Wanks more like

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2011 16:43

AgentZigzag, surely you should have two capital Zs?

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:43

SPB - that was the worst fucking insult i've ever seen- grow some balls woman!

MrsTwinks · 16/06/2011 16:45

grow balls? ~I thought she already had a pair

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2011 16:46

oi MrsT - only the poster above!

AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 16:46

MrsTwinks has such a twee name it makes me want to puke.

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2011 16:47

oh nickel babe
Are you on eastenders or summat? I bet you're orange and wear leapordskin

AtYourCervix · 16/06/2011 16:47

StealPolarBear's breath smells of fish.

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2011 16:47

oops

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:47

and yer mum.

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 16/06/2011 16:47

Talking about names that make you wanna puke, yours is right there AtYourCervix!

MrSpoc · 16/06/2011 16:47

MrsTwinks sounds like she wants to be tinkerbelle with that name. (more like a goblin)

BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack · 16/06/2011 16:47

bollox - too bloody late!

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:47

(i'm loving the cross posts -it makes us look we hate everyone!)

fuckmepinkandcallmerosie · 16/06/2011 16:48

I think I'd rather it was purple, but fuckmepurpleandcallmemagenta doesn't quite have the same ring to it Wink

AgentZigzag · 16/06/2011 16:48

Of course it shouldn't SPB, it's a bloody double agents code name.

Tsk, you know nuffink.

(sorry, sorry Grin I'm no good at being shitty to non-twat posters)

nickelbabe · 16/06/2011 16:50

Agent - that can be my insult to you then.
FFs learn to insult, you twat!