AIBU to think the foul language and vulgar tone of these threads is just too much

[onceamai]

During the last few days the foul language, just a quick skim through the AIBU headings reveals such awful words, has been such that I don't think I will be coming back again too often. Mumsnet - Middle Class - Parenting orientated - really, is it really? Vulgar, nasty, ill mannered, spring more easily to mind. What a shame.

Bully I'll bully you if you ask nicely pearly

I've never been part of the in-crowd

Shall I swear more or less

which in-crowd shall I choose?

Anyone who's in the in crowd needs to say cunt everyday until I think of something equally disgusting to say

you don't usually swear though usual

My children are all grown up
fucks all over the place then

"The vagabond appreciation society smile
Whos joining?"

Me - I love her turns of phrase!

piffle and balderdash.

Crikey

Not heard nincompoop for yonks

Why, thank you Omigawd. Your kind words are a tonic in this evil world

This might amuse you but a friend of a friend didn't speak to her husband for two days after he called her "an old trout". Even I (nominated pearl clutching champion) thought SWBU. My point is that swearing becomes redundant if it's blah blah blah. A perfectly placed swear word is incredibly effective and brilliant.

BUT

You can't set you sweary barometer too low if you have somewhere to go with the insults. If you start off with "fuck the fuckity off, you twattish cunt" you've sort of stymied yourself, come too soon and unloaded your weapon without a genuine target in sight.

Just saying.

Ha ha vagabond / you are soooooooo taking the piss

i am vexed by this

You think I'm joking? Her husband threw a smoked haddock at her the next time they argued. He's working a fish theme, I reckon.

I'm seriously not joking. It would be sad otherwise, wouldn't it?

Me too , Perry. It is trying my patience and I may actually become Quite Cross.

Here you go, Sue....some pearls for you to clutch. It helps if you rotate them in a prayer-like mantra-state. Takes you to a higher power, I'm told.

if pearl clutcher does mean lesbian Vagabond, your post is the dirtiest I've read on here in a long while

Filth!

Vagabond - I don't think - I know.

Vagabond, why have you handed me anal beads? Is this some sort of sick joke?

@vagabond oh I was one of those you were censoriously upbraiding, but I am a total sucker for a well turned phrase!

"More, more, I'm still not satisfied," as they say....

PS I think a pearl necklace is ejaculate over one's neck, so dunno quite what a pearl clutcher is ;-)

Pearl Necklace