AIBU to think the foul language and vulgar tone of these threads is just too much

[onceamai]

During the last few days the foul language, just a quick skim through the AIBU headings reveals such awful words, has been such that I don't think I will be coming back again too often. Mumsnet - Middle Class - Parenting orientated - really, is it really? Vulgar, nasty, ill mannered, spring more easily to mind. What a shame.

nailpolish is joking with us, I am sure.

Why would a bunch of people leave a forum because it is getting too full of the hoi-polloi, observe the hoi-polloi from a distance, discussing how coarse/rough we all are, then return to TELL us they have been discussing us in their utopia?

Why would anyone DO that? No-one is that pathetic/void of a life, surely?

Because you have ruined my life rubbing it in about moldies.

I'm taking it out on the goldfish, the stupid orange fishy bastard.

Ooooh OTW.

Am off out now but there'll be merry hell to pay if this thread has been pulled by tomorrow am. I'm warning you now.

how could i have ruined your life? you dont even know me!

and of course i was joking, why would i care about whether you swear or not

I hear moldies is sponsored by robert mugabe and there's only 3 of them left, and one of them is someone who hacked in from netmums.

AND STILL THEY TURNED ME DOWN.

ffs who do you have to murder to be allowed in

apparently not my fucking fish, the scaly little shitbag

AF you forgot to mention a burden on the state for having a child aged 40, am divorced and living in sin with the father of my baby. Oh, and I'm a feminist who's gone back to college to study fashion and won't let my stuff go out on very thin people

HatedByAWideVarietyOfDailyMailReadersTiggaxx

thank fuck for that

I am never having a manicure again.

Bugger, not that my child is 40 I was 40 when I had him!

ShuddersToThinkOfHavingTheCubStillAtHomeAged40Tiggaxx

god you are all so touchy

you cant manicure claws anyway

I heard Moldies = Loose Women. Same thing. Five elderly hard faced witches busy assuming people care what they think and giving TMI about their toyboys. With webchats from Shane Richie every week.

you'd be fucking touchy if you were me

I'm not allowed to cocking swear on HERE now apparently
Like it's not bad enough I have to keep a lid on it at work.
FUCKSAKE it's freedom of expression.
"Look, I'll cunting use what arsefucking language I bollocking choose you shitlumps" I said.

Which apparently is no way to speak to year one, who knew?
weepy brats

Oi! less of the elderly. I'll have you know I'm a fresh-faced witch.

ROFL

Pmsl at that's no way to speak to year 1

I love you, Sue. Don't ever change.

nailpolish I'm very upset with you still

claws how dare you

I bet mouldies has one of those swearing filters and it shuts down if anyone says anything stronger than 'oh gosh' and everyone gets emailed a warning about using profane cocking language, that's if they've not all fainted with shock first.

And they're not Loose Women they are Brainless Harpies With Too Much Money And Fat Arses

oh wait, same thing

oh there there yookunt, we are touchy arent we? whassa matter? run out of berkeley king size and the offy is shut? hmm?

Mwah to Bupcakes. Back atcha baybee.

Oh fgs I always do that. I'll prolly x this post with Armageddon or Bee's Lass 13's return or something .

YookUnt, I've heard it on good authority that Mouldies don't fart, they just exude lavenderrrr from their dainty behinds.

what's a pearl clutcher

is it the new slang for "lesbian?"

I don't think moldies actually have arses FC.
'part from the ones stuck to the front of their heads

nailpolish has stupidly outed herself as not even a bloody moldy anyway
because a moldie wouldn't know what berkely king size are and they wouldn't know what an offy is

(for all the lurking mouldies, allow me to translate. "berkeley king size" = "finest pipe tobacco" and "offy" = "personal vintner")

Yay, Vagabond is back.

We, the sedimentary underbelly of society, salute you :)