to encourage DD (aged 15) to take my car to the shop?

[AtYourCervix]

I am in serious need of cake and none of my horrible uncaring family will go and get me some.

I thought I could persuade DD to go if I let her take my car, but oh no. She's far too bloody straightlaced to consider th idea.

she also won't get piercings and flatly refuses to dye her hair pink. she worrys me.

And bloody lazy git DH won't go either.

My urinary extraction detector has just redlined.

Why can't you go and get some?

The youth of today................. utterly shocking and you must be mortified at her behaviour. Never mind, she'll grow out of it.

Send the goat.

i don't feel well Rob. hence my extreme need for cake.

seriously. she is so bloody conservaive. i don't know where she gets it from.

And, I meant to add, you must be wondering where you went wrong!

The goat can't carry the shopping. No opposable thumbs.

Make your own. It's easy, and home made tastes far better.

She's obviously rebelling against her upbringing cervix!

All teens rebel to some extent or another.

i need cream with it Bun. and i have no chocolate which is an importantly vital ingredient i feel.

as far as you know zukie.

what, they never refused to tidy their rooms when asked?

OP... I took my 16 year old to Ibiza ans what did he do ?

oldraver whispers<

He revised for his GCSE's

Ah but Zukie are you like Edina Monsoon so they're rebelling by being as straightlaced as possible? :o

check under their beds for vodka bottles and ashtrays.

Not entirely sure your daughter staying in every single night is ideal Zukie - she may not be rebelling but that doesn't sound totally healthy either.

Anyone else wondering if Zukiecat really has Cyborgs instead of daughters?

or kittens.

leave the bastard!