to think the 'Mumsnet Swears By' email I just recieved....

[AtYourCervix]

is a little bit of shite and just yet more crap unsolicited advertising cluttering up my inbox.

Sorry.

oh I thought it was an aerial shot of Bart Simpson's head.

Ah, thanks! Cocktail sticks are fine, but not when viewed altogether end-on like that......

NB - Jigsaw site says Medium and Large sizes of jersey dress all sold out....

hahahaha really? OSSUM. although not for Rustybear. (to whose dd congratulations are whole-heartedly due).

Hello Laydeez- so pleesed you're doing a round-up of shopping now!
I have just bought this most amazing dress- and it was soo cheap with the discount they're offering this week!

My bubba just loves me in it!

ha not going to click

you must think I'm batty :o

a little bit of depilation wouldn't go amiss there, swanker.

Lawks, is she angling for a defuziing recommendation?