when the doorbell goes i DRIVE to the front door and smash through it singing...

[BelovedCunt]

hahahaha
i sing eye of the tiger as i limber up outside

YABU. You shouldn't have to identify yourself as a woman to people who call to your door. Unless you happen to have a moustache of course.

do you have a cape flowing?

sometimes i answer the phone too!

hear me roar!

I think I love you.

i dress like the weathery one in x - men

DO YOU ANSWER THE PHONE DRIVING TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AT NIGHT

(in linen trousers?)

I just hang out the window, at least my head and left boob and screech 'WHAAAAAT? I'M BUSY DOING WOMAN TYPE THINGS'

The postie loves me.

i arrive ar door in towel or hot pants

he LOVES me

and mum boots

collapses

?

I answer the door whilst lifting weights and drinking a massive protein shake.

My postie loves me.

are you the welsh one from strictly who does holland and barret ad?

I am exposed

I shall swap the protein shake for a cigar.

are you monica lewinsky?

i answer the door whilst changing fuses and updating my computer's operating system
postie hates me because it takes me so long to answer

lol at cat

extra points to cat for knowing what os means

i answer my door while sorting out scart leads. my postie hates me as i ariive all flexed up

I sometimes answer the phone whilst doing press ups with my husband sitting on my back and Top Gear on in the background.

ok im sounding like Mutley now

I don't bother opening the door as I am too busy farting on the sofa, crushing empty beer cans.

Postie supports Villa. Twat.