to be sick to death of the cries of oooo nooo don't be nasty chuff on here atm?

[bibbitybobbityhat]

No, I don't like it.

Yes, I would be willing to fuck off elsewhere.

Anyone got any ideas where I can go where the delicate flowers DON'T crumple when being told yes, actually, YABU?

(And Hully, don't you come on here telling me to feel the love, cos I will swing for you.)

Oh joy - this thread is a ray of bloody sunshine amongst the constant hunz. I thought I was going mad the other day when I had a post removed. Admittedly for telling the OP to fuck the fuck off, which may have something to do with my pregnancy hormones slightly more than their ridiculous post but since when did you get posts removed for a couple of good old fucks?

If I wanted to join NM I would. I don't. Every time I see a LOL, a Lil, a hun, or XXXXXX(ad finitum)I want to chew off my own head and wrench down my gullet whilst silently screaming. MN is getting RIGHT up my chuff at the moment.....

Oh god, please don't let me be the thread killer...

suetheslut Mon 06-Jun-11 11:50:15
TheFlyingOnion

'I'm new on here and even I have noticed how rude you can be.'

Indeed, but she's fucking funny with it! Even when she does get called Frying Onion

I've only been posting on here since February, but if there are any more weeks full of 'LOL, lil, Hunz etc' I'm fucking off to start my own one. There are sparkly glittery places for all that and it ain't here.

I want to echo RockStock's sentiment. FlyingOnion is fucking funny.

OldLady, you are my hero!

Can't say I've ever noticed FlyingOnion.

Is she new here, is she a namechanger? eh?

thanks all I'm chuffed! and I'm new, fwiw....

Suetheslut is following me around threads at the moment and repeating the same old thing. I've got my very own stalker!

hahahahaha Onion. That's all.

I thought FlyingOnion was a namechanger for some reason..

Nah - she just jumped right in and made her mark!

TheFlyingOnion

What a strange thing to say. Perhaps you could give some examples. I'm guessing you're an attention seeker.

Ahahaha FlyingOnion! Point made!

TheFlyingOnion 06.06.11 15:08 "Suetheslut is following me around threads at the moment and repeating the same old thing. I've got my very own stalker!"

suetheslut 06.06.11 15:30 "TheFlyingOnion - What a strange thing to say. Perhaps you could give some examples. I'm guessing you're an attention seeker."

Sheer class

YANBU but I'm really enjoying the bitchfest. Long may it continue. Personally I'd like to see more offensive content on Mumsnet thank you. If I want PG, I can talk to my children

TheFlyingOnion is most definitely NOT an attention seeker. She's refreshingly honest, does not pussyfoot around and simply says it how it is. Equally she is the first to admit if she has either got something wrong, or has misunderstood someone else - a very rare thing on here.

That's not a very rare thing on here, tbh.

sue did you mean for that to be ironic?

whomovedmychocolate yep, me too, although my older DC could slot in quite nicely on here! And if people don't like it then they ought to fuck off to somewhere frilly and flowery.

A.M.A.Z.I.N.G

Suetheslut you walked straight into that one, didn't you?

Psammead I missed out recently.... The searingly honest, but also humble when needed, attitudes is why I love MN. It's just been a bit blurggghhhh lately.

Psammead

sue did you mean for that to be ironic?

Thank God for that.

TheFantasticFixit

Which one was that then? Double irony, me thinks. Oh dear.

Ha - she says now. I don't believe you SuetheSlut.

TheFantasticFixit

No you don't, do you?

I dont believe you either I'm afraid.
sorry.

Oh look i'm stalking all these people.